Milk Crates and Turntables. A Music Discussion Podcast

Ep. 148 - 1988 Flashback: Music, Superpowers, and Nostalgic Fun on 'Milk Crates and Turntables'

May 30, 2024 Scott McLean
Ep. 148 - 1988 Flashback: Music, Superpowers, and Nostalgic Fun on 'Milk Crates and Turntables'
Milk Crates and Turntables. A Music Discussion Podcast
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Milk Crates and Turntables. A Music Discussion Podcast
Ep. 148 - 1988 Flashback: Music, Superpowers, and Nostalgic Fun on 'Milk Crates and Turntables'
May 30, 2024
Scott McLean

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Ever wondered what it would be like to possess healing superpowers or chat with animals? Our latest episode of "Milk Crates and Turntables" takes you on a rollercoaster ride through these intriguing hypotheticals and more, as we journey back to the music and culture of 1988. Join the Wrecking 2 team—despite Lou's late arrival—and dive into a mix of playful banter and nostalgic memories, all kicked off by Amanda's charming but technically challenged introduction. From Rangers and Panthers hockey updates to a lighthearted joke about AI-affirming surgery, this episode promises a lively start to a treasure trove of discussions.

Listen in as we debate the merits of classic tunes and the influence of iconic album covers, sharing our personal favorites from the likes of Bo Donaldson and the Haywoods, Elvin Bishop, and Blood, Sweat and Tears. Whether it's reflecting on the impact of radio on our youthful music tastes or reminiscing about bands such as the New York Dolls and Emerson, Lake & Palmer, our trip down memory lane is filled with laughter, karaoke antics, and guilty pleasure songs. Plus, hear about our future plans, including birthday celebrations and an exciting cruise, setting the stage for even more engaging conversations.

But that's not all—this episode takes an unexpected turn into the realm of superpowers, ethical dilemmas, and personal experiences with tinnitus. We debate the logistics of flying like superheroes, the allure of x-ray vision, and the lifelong impact of loud environments on our hearing. From discussing the controversial dynamics between Madonna and Sean Penn to the peculiar charm of raisin commercials, our conversation is a delightful blend of humor and thought-provoking scenarios. So, buckle up and enjoy the ride with us on this unforgettable episode!

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Ever wondered what it would be like to possess healing superpowers or chat with animals? Our latest episode of "Milk Crates and Turntables" takes you on a rollercoaster ride through these intriguing hypotheticals and more, as we journey back to the music and culture of 1988. Join the Wrecking 2 team—despite Lou's late arrival—and dive into a mix of playful banter and nostalgic memories, all kicked off by Amanda's charming but technically challenged introduction. From Rangers and Panthers hockey updates to a lighthearted joke about AI-affirming surgery, this episode promises a lively start to a treasure trove of discussions.

Listen in as we debate the merits of classic tunes and the influence of iconic album covers, sharing our personal favorites from the likes of Bo Donaldson and the Haywoods, Elvin Bishop, and Blood, Sweat and Tears. Whether it's reflecting on the impact of radio on our youthful music tastes or reminiscing about bands such as the New York Dolls and Emerson, Lake & Palmer, our trip down memory lane is filled with laughter, karaoke antics, and guilty pleasure songs. Plus, hear about our future plans, including birthday celebrations and an exciting cruise, setting the stage for even more engaging conversations.

But that's not all—this episode takes an unexpected turn into the realm of superpowers, ethical dilemmas, and personal experiences with tinnitus. We debate the logistics of flying like superheroes, the allure of x-ray vision, and the lifelong impact of loud environments on our hearing. From discussing the controversial dynamics between Madonna and Sean Penn to the peculiar charm of raisin commercials, our conversation is a delightful blend of humor and thought-provoking scenarios. So, buckle up and enjoy the ride with us on this unforgettable episode!

Speaker 1:

Well, here we are, episode 149. I think I lost track. It's not a bad thing. Maybe it's 150. I don't know. I think I forgot to publish last week's episodes. It's just been like that. I'm a busy guy. I'm a busy podcaster. Enough about me, let's talk about me On this week's episode. The Wrecking 2 is back. I think Lou might be a little late tonight. We're going to be talking about the year 1988. Mmm, 1988. I was stationed in the Philippines. There's a lot of stories there. That's another podcast that I couldn't let anybody listen to. Anyway, enjoy me and the Wrecking 2 in 1988.

Speaker 3:

The KOFB Studio presents Milk Crates and Turntables. A music discussion podcast hosted by Scott McClain. Now let's talk music.

Speaker 2:

Enjoy the show.

Speaker 1:

Thank you, amanda, for that wonderful introduction, as usual. I used to be able to have that just fade out and then I could talk over it, but again restream decided to change things up. Yeah, change things up, and I I don't have that ability in it. What the fuck? Blah, blah, blah. Speaking of blah, yeah, you know who's here tonight. Let's see, is that one?

Speaker 4:

there.

Speaker 1:

Mark Smith Hi, what are you bowling over there? It sounded like bowling pins just fell over. Score.

Speaker 4:

Or strike.

Speaker 1:

Hey, what's the series with the Rangers and the Panthers? I stopped paying attention.

Speaker 3:

You're showing me up because I know they won the last game. I saw them. Is it 2-2? I think it. Oh, you know I'm no fan, I really am.

Speaker 1:

You're a Rangers fan, right, I am.

Speaker 3:

I am, I'm just joking. There's other things going on. Tie 2-'re right two to two, yeah yep, all right go rangers. They're being picked to win it all. Everyone's picking them.

Speaker 1:

Panthers hate, so do I, so do I let me get this chat thing over here going. And there we go. Patty, osi, good evening scottock and soon to be Lou. See, patty pays attention. Hey, patty, she pays attention. Yeah, lou's running a little behind. It is our favorite AI, perry Dinovich's birthday today In AI years. He's one. Yeah, he's one.

Speaker 3:

Yay, yeah, he's one, he's one year old For every 60 years yeah.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, he did a conversion right, he had a surgery right and he's trans AI now. He had trans eye affirming surgery.

Speaker 3:

Let him hear it, he doesn't get on to like later on.

Speaker 1:

I'm going to say that he had AI affirming surgery.

Speaker 3:

Oh boy, oh boy is right, hit him where it hurts. Yeah, Nope, unintended.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I'm talking about big head Todd, the Wet Sprocket just launched on oh boy.

Speaker 4:

Oh boy is right, Hit him where it hurts, yeah.

Speaker 1:

No pun intended. Yeah, I'm talking about big head Todd. The Wet Sprocket just launched on. I'm here at the team. Where's Lou? I miss him already. He misses everybody but me. He misses everyone but me.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, he's really happy when Jack's on. I know, isn't he A little too?

Speaker 1:

a little too well you you're not, let me change this one. Let me see so I should.

Speaker 3:

I'm trying to follow. I can't see the comments.

Speaker 1:

Something's weird with restream you can't see the comments.

Speaker 3:

They should be patty's patty's profile is huge and it's covering everything and I don't think it's. I think it's something to do with restream. Who knows, I don't know I don't know.

Speaker 1:

I don't know How's that look? Wow, how's this look? Let's see what this does. Let's see what this one does. That's perfect, perfect, I like that one. Yeah, and you can't see the chat. I'll put it back on. Let's see. Is it on the screen? Is it on your screen?

Speaker 3:

I see it, yeah. So yeah, what I get, it's just it may be my computer. Every like every other week, the chat doesn't come through. It's like all squished and weird and really yeah, it may be me.

Speaker 1:

You want to do a. Uh, you want to just do like go up and hit, or just now you're good with it.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, yeah, I'm going to try and follow along on Facebook or on YouTube.

Speaker 1:

That's not fun.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, that's what phones are for man.

Speaker 1:

I guess I guess yeah, Lou is, uh, uh, he's I don't know virtually celebrating with, uh, with our favorite AI there's thousands of miles apart. Now, let's get that screen off. That's a little weird.

Speaker 3:

I kind of liked it. Hair looks like shit, I got to get a haircut.

Speaker 1:

I knew I was missing something. Hold on oh cheers this motherfucker.

Speaker 3:

Come on, fuck me, come on, fuck me, let's fucking. Here we go again.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, here we go, there we go, let there be light.

Speaker 3:

Ta-da, I'm not even going to say it Losers, losers. We're getting a new coach this year. Who is Liverpool? You always have that one coach in life that you really love.

Speaker 1:

You said we as in us like I care no us Liverpool, us Reds.

Speaker 4:

Like I care.

Speaker 3:

You know, when you lose that coach that you'll remember your whole life. I'm sure it's happened to you with certainty. This motherfucker Hold on.

Speaker 1:

My brother. This is becoming a running joke. Is this the milkshakes? And eight-track live show.

Speaker 3:

No, it's the milk ruts. And wormholes.

Speaker 1:

He's eventually going to run out of things to say. He's got to run out of things to say. I don't think he has the capacity to come up with like 52 of these different variations.

Speaker 4:

I'll show you again.

Speaker 1:

I'll show you again.

Speaker 3:

You can call it anything you want Milk, burps and dud holes.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I guess we deal with music relish. That was wishful thinking, I guess. Yeah, what did he say last week? Is this the relish show, the relish show do you relish it?

Speaker 3:

uh, so just to show you how old-fashioned I've become, I've bagged the computer so we're talking 88 tonight. So I actually I printed out all 44 pages from wikipedia. I actually printed it out when you really, when you have a printer at your disposal, I guess yeah but I'm getting old-fashioned here, I just want to read it.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, well okay, no, no laptop. Yeah, I got it over here, I can. Yeah, what happened to your wine glass mark? Uh?

Speaker 3:

I went through a six wine glasses in a month. I am a klutz. I do not do it. When I'm having the wine, it's the next morning, so the last wine glass this morning I went to wash it and the bottom caught the edge of the sink. Bam, so that one's done. I actually bury them. I have ceremonies. I bury them out back. Why don't you just?

Speaker 1:

get a plastic one man, oh no.

Speaker 3:

Look, I know I drink yellowtail. I know it's screw top. Just get a plastic cup, man. I can't. It's got to be glass, so wine in a whiskey glass wine in a whiskey glass exactly sounds like a thin lizzy song yeah, well, there you go.

Speaker 1:

Or an acdc song um 1988 yeah 1988. Uh, let's start off on january. Oh, you know what we gotta do 45 poker. Just that you want to wait for lou? No, fuck lou, we'll give him his cards. He doesn't have to be here. He's lost before and not been here. So there you go right here and here's mine right here. Yeah, there it is. Uh, just drink right from the glass bottle yeah well you know what I've done?

Speaker 1:

it on the show, yeah yeah, all right, here we go. We'll start with me this week. Let's start with me. Yeah, it's always about you, it's always about me. Exactly, perfectly fine by the way. By the way, I I have a big announcement, big announcement. So my Vets Connection podcast went over 1,000 downloads today. That was pretty fast.

Speaker 1:

Awesome Congratulations. Yeah, it went over 1,000. Actually, overnight it went over 1,000 downloads, so I'm happy for that. I knew it was going to go big. There's a little bit of a future to it. There's a little bit of a bright future to it. Down the road, as it comes, I'll let you know.

Speaker 1:

But I'm also delving I think I'm 95% sure, if not 100% sure. I'm delving into the nonprofit world. Good, I'm going to start a nonprofit-profit called vets connection podcast foundation and what I'm going to do is I'm going to teach non-profits that work with veterans how to start and maintain a podcast from the beginning, from the conceptual part of it, yeah, all the way to the time they upload it and everything goes. And you know there's a lot that goes in between those two moments, those two oh yeah, bookends, yep, yeah. So I have the, the, the right people in line, and I have a buddy doing a business plan big thing for free, and I get, yeah, good, I think I'm, uh, I'm jumping into it and and I'm going to teach veterans to do part to how to podcast so you're taking a huge step for them, to help them, because there's probably people out there that have very good podcasts of mine and they this is what makes them stop.

Speaker 3:

They the whole process of getting it online, how to maintain things. It's huge and I bet you a lot of people give up.

Speaker 1:

They have to get over the fact. Now it depends on their content. If you're doing something like I am, and I interview nonprofits and veterans nonprofits specifically that work with veterans so my content, it doesn't matter. About the downloads, they're good, everybody wants them. But if one veteran hears one of my podcasts and says you know what, like a friend of mine called me today I'm not bullshitting, you call me today he's a veteran army veteran.

Speaker 1:

One of my episodes was trauma-conscious yoga and he said dude, the issues are in the tissues. Because that's what the yoga teacher said Trauma is in the tissues, it's in your tissues, right? And he said he goes, I'm going to try that for my. I'm having a lot of anxiety and I'm going to look into it. So if you reach, if an episode reaches, one veteran, that's a successful podcast, absolutely, absolutely. It's not too many people look at numbers and they look at stats and if it gets to one person, it's successful. Yeah, one person it's successful. Yeah, you know what? If this podcast that we do, and you, perry and Lou, if one person walks away saying you know what, that was a fucking funny episode. And I learned that, yeah, you know the group. Yes, ba-ba-boom, that's a successful podcast. Yep, great. Just they got to bring it down to the bottom level and just say it's if people learn from it, it's successful.

Speaker 3:

I don't even mind if somebody argues with me and says like you got this wrong yeah, I'm fine with that yeah, because it creates.

Speaker 1:

It creates conversation and engagement yeah so I'm going to make the move and, uh, I got some ducks already lined up. I got good advisors and good we'll see where it goes. Awesome, we'll see where it goes. And you know, big, big plans, big plans, but the best laid plans of mice and men. But this isn't. This is going to go, this is going to happen yeah this is definitely going to happen.

Speaker 1:

You've already got a thousand downloads and that's just from that and that's so. My the podcast will won't. It's, it's part of it, but it's not going to be what the foundation is about. Right, the podcast is the product, right, of my learning over the last five years, and the foundation and the people that I deal with will benefit from that. Yeah, because you know, when we do this, we're always learning. Yeah, we're always learning how to do this and you always have to change things up and you always have to move it along and and, uh, I think giving teaching a veteran how to do a podcast listen, it doesn't matter if anyone listens or one person listens, you know, yeah, they're doing it and, like you said, it teaches them. You need a lot of confidence, a lot of self-confidence to do these things. Oh, yeah, I know, especially live. I'm not going to recommend that. I'm not going to recommend that, I'm not going to recommend start off on a live stream. That's how you do it. So, yeah, that's the news, that's the news. We're working, working on it and I will keep you guys posted as it goes. Sure, excellent, yeah, but in the meantime, on January 3rd 1988, which is what we're talking about tonight, oh, you're not doing poker. Oh the poker. That's right. Yeah, here we go. All right, start with me. Okay, you RSO Records.

Speaker 1:

This fucking guy pops up all the time, man, what's the name of the podcast for the listeners and viewers? Well, my podcast is the Vets Connection Podcast podcast. For the listeners and viewers, well, my podcast is the vets connection podcast. One word, vets connection podcast. That's the other part. That's the uh, the veteran podcast that I do. So, um, andy gibb, uh, thicker than water or words and music, I think. Thicker, thicker than water, yeah yeah, still shit.

Speaker 3:

All right, here you go lou would be able to sing it yes, he would all right.

Speaker 1:

Here we go. Here's, uh, here's yours, I'll give you yours, okay, from abc records, dunhill, abc. Yep, I love the camera. Doesn't doesn't do good close-ups. It's a good camera, but I have to adjust it. I don't want to go through all that. So we have on ABC Records yeah, who is this? Bo Donaldson and the Haywoods Billy, don't be a hero.

Speaker 3:

I don't know it, but I think.

Speaker 1:

Lou would know it. Do they have another song? Isn't that a Phil Collins?

Speaker 3:

song Billy don't be it, but I think Lou would know it. Do they have another song? Isn't that a Phil Collins song? Billy Don't Be a Hero.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, no, don't Lose my Number, don't lose that number. All right, here's Lou's. Here's Lou's Decker Records. Lou has a Decker Records. Oh, he's going to kill us all. There you go. Yeah, let's see, it's going to kill us all. Let's see. I can't convince my heart by the free movement. He lost this round already and I've found someone of my own, the free movement. These were Patty Yossi's 45s. We get insight to what Patty used to listen to. She's very around. She's all around on to. She's very around. You know she's all around on it. She's very eclectic. When you're young, you buy everything. You know, you do and you buy everything based on what Based on what With me, Well with me.

Speaker 1:

When you're a kid, when you're a kid, the album covers.

Speaker 3:

But yeah, you know, for me it was radio, exactly covers.

Speaker 1:

But uh, yeah, you know it was, for me it was radio, exactly. Yeah, back then everything was based on what you heard on the radio older siblings, yep, yep, because, well, the new york dolls weren't being played on the radio, right, yeah?

Speaker 3:

so neither was brain salad surgery not until later. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Hey, that was good, I know.

Speaker 1:

Focus a little, focus a little, and Todd Sockman, big head. Todd says I sound like Yoko Fuck him.

Speaker 2:

Fuck him.

Speaker 1:

All right, here we go. This is mine, yoko, with a cold Tower of power. Oh so, very hard to go and clean slate.

Speaker 3:

This is garbage round so very hard. I think they had like one big hit right yeah, alright, here you go.

Speaker 1:

Here's your second 45 from Capricorn Records. Capricorn Records, we have I think you're taking the lead on this one. Elvin bishop fooled around and fell in love. You know what? I think that's one of my brother collins that's like his his, uh, uh. What do you call it? Uh, guilty pleasure song. I love. Ited around and fell in love.

Speaker 3:

Gay, no, no, gay. It's a great song. It's a good song. Something's a little jazzy, it's a good song.

Speaker 1:

Freeing on my own. That's the way I used to be, but since you left me, baby love's got a hold on me. Ooh, it's got a hold on me now. Yeah, it's got a hold on me. Oh, it's got a hold on me now. Yeah, it's got a hold on me now you're rocking tonight.

Speaker 3:

It's great you ever do a, do karaoke oh no no, no, don't don't, please don't.

Speaker 1:

All right, here's. Here's Lou's piece of shit. Johnny Taylor, you're the Best in the World, or Disco Lady?

Speaker 3:

I'm going with Disco Lady. Disco Lady was the hit, that's the hit, and Lou would know it.

Speaker 1:

Disco Lady. Yep, All right, so far you're winning with Fooled Imagine that Fooled Around and Fell in Love is the top song of this mess that I dealt. Now you got to come. Bring it home, buddy. Bring it home. All right, here we go.

Speaker 3:

White Whale Records. The Turtles. It's either you Show, showed me, or buzzsaw well, I lose, I guess, one of my sisters like the turtles. This is the second time I picked the turtles okay up on there I'm gonna put white whale, I just you know yeah sure so we got to read these to look I have an interesting uh, you make the call tonight, by the way, cool, very interesting.

Speaker 1:

One way, way, way outside the box, nice, yeah, okay, all right I guess this is my pick.

Speaker 3:

Yep, it's my pick. Atlantic records the rascals. No boy, ray of hope or any dance will do so far you're winning, still with fucking fooled around and fell in love. I'm just writing shit beneath rest. I wonder what year that was. I mean, it's like after they there's no year on it. Yeah, yeah, they always went a little too far, these bands. You know all right here we go.

Speaker 3:

Lou's gonna win it on this one. Uh-oh, uh-oh, columbia records. All right, all right. Blood, sweat and tears. Oh, it's spinning wheel. That's the winner, that's the one that's you don't have to go any further.

Speaker 1:

Fucking Fucking spinning wheel disco lady and the free movement, the bowel movement, the night. He's not here for the drawing. He wins, boo, he wins. All right, let me take this heap of shit, but you know what that means I get the shit out of the way. That means the good stuff is going to be coming, oh, no show next. Shit out of the way.

Speaker 4:

That means the good stuff is going to be coming, oh no show next week.

Speaker 1:

by the way. No show, no show, I'll be on the high seas.

Speaker 3:

Do I have to use one of my vacation days?

Speaker 1:

You guys are getting a free day off next week. We're going to be on the high seas next week, nice Going on a cruise.

Speaker 3:

Good, oh, it'll be my birthday next week. Well, there you go. What day? June 6th? Alright, good, so the week after. How old are you going to be? 55, wow.

Speaker 1:

Don't you hate that, now that every time someone says the number 55, what pops into your head? What pops into your head? What pops into your head?

Speaker 3:

Not the Eagle song. No, I can't drive 55, right.

Speaker 1:

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That doesn't pop into your head immediately when you hear that.

Speaker 3:

No, because I'm so sick of that song.

Speaker 1:

I never liked it. I never liked it. I was never a Sammy Hart fan until later on, after van halen, when I started to, when I got over the whole david lee roth thing. Oh, by the way, that fucking clown, that clown, he fucking put out a dance video. Oh, he does those all the time him dancing to a and he is it the one that goes for three hours?

Speaker 3:

There's one that's three hours, him dancing all over some.

Speaker 1:

No, this was a popular song, he had to pay for the rights to it and he starts. He just does all this stupid dancing. Yeah, I know, like I think I've said this, the more I see video of him when we were younger, from when we were all younger, the more I say this him when we were younger, from when we were all younger, yeah, the more I say this guy is a fucking fraud he.

Speaker 3:

He knew he's not a dummy, he's an idiot. He was always an idiot. I'm reading this book, ted templeman. You know he produced a lot of stuff right and he talks about david. I think he knew how to make rock and roll work for him. He's like he's he. You can call him a con artist. Yeah, he's really not a rock and roller, but he knew how to make rock and roll work for him. You can call him a con artist. He's really not a rock and roller, but he knew how to make it work.

Speaker 1:

Well, you grow the hair long you scream, you work out and you got the fucking greatest guitar player in the world and two of the top bass players slash drummers in the world, because they were with Van Halen, which puts them in a category, and they were both intricate in their roles in Van Halen.

Speaker 3:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

So you have to put them up there in the upper echelons, right? Mm-hmm. But this guy, this guy, you know what he is. He's what Pete Townsend referred to. He referred to Roger Daltrey at one point, as he's just our lead singer until he did Tommy, yeah, he said before that. He said all he was was a lead singer playing with three geniuses.

Speaker 1:

That's what he said yeah he was just a lead singer player. He brought nothing to the table, he was just the lead singer. But when tommy came out he said that's when he found his position in the band that's when they said, okay, you've, you've made it now.

Speaker 1:

And he, he, he. If you notice the early who and then the Tommy and the post-Tommy, he was a bigger voice, he was a bigger presence. He was you know, he caught fire and he just went with it. He filled in the spot. That was just him being a lead singer. David Lee Roth was a showman, he was a talker, he had MTV to promote him, he knew how to do all that. But when you see video of him now from back then in the interviews, he got that stupid smile. He always got that stupid smile on his face and we didn't want to see it because he was David Lee Roth.

Speaker 3:

I know and we thought he was a heavy metal singer. And we thought yeah, yeah, he's a heavy metal singer. And we thought he was a heavy metal singer. And we thought, yeah, yeah he's a heavy metal singer?

Speaker 3:

No, he's not. Yeah. Yeah, I've recently. In the last few years I've found some YouTube videos. I never really saw Van Halen live with David Lee Roth. I never saw him in concert, so I watched the ESS Festival. I couldn't even watch it Like he just talks. You know, yeah, and you know eddie's great, but it's basically just a medley of riffing and you know he's letting the audience sing.

Speaker 1:

I can't stand. He fucking did. He always wanted to do remakes. Yeah, that's fucking talentless. That means I don't want to write a song. Okay, you know what I mean he's, it's, it's, it's his way of of you know it's what were his big hits off when he went solo California Girls and Just a Gigolo.

Speaker 3:

Yep Yankee, rose Yankee.

Speaker 1:

Rose was okay, in the big picture, that's the anomaly. That's the last hit he had, yeah, yeah. And if it wasn't for Steve Vai, that song wouldn't have been a hit. That was a monster album and tour. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he needed Steve Vi to keep him relevant and Billy Sheehan on bass. Yes, and they never really got credit. Yeah, you know, it was the David Lee Roth show. Yep, fuck him, fuck him. Sammy is way cooler.

Speaker 3:

Is he going to call in like a certain member of the gogos hey scott, fuck you yeah, yeah, uh.

Speaker 1:

January 3rd 1988. The cinemax television special roy orbison and friends, a black and white night recorded on september 30th 1987 at the coconut grove in la, is broadcast classic did you ever see that?

Speaker 3:

Yeah, I got it on. Dvd. I watch it probably once every couple months. Really Timeless. Try and check it out, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1:

On January 20th 1988, the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame ceremony inducts the Beach Boys. Well, speaking of assholes, do you love Bigger asshole, david Lee Roth or Mike Love? I'm going assholes. Do you love bigger asshole, david lee roth?

Speaker 3:

on mike on, mike love. I'm gonna say mike love yeah because he challenged the rolling stones, that and the. The final straw for me was when they all reunited a few years back and they were touring, yeah, and all the guys were like saying let's keep doing this, and he said, nope, stopping it because he wanted to get his version back together, because he made more money. Yeah, they could have played longer. Why not let Brian Wilson play with them longer? Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Total douche. Yeah, let's see. The Beach Boys, the Beatles, oh, I heard the noise. I heard the noise and I think it. Let's see. Who can it be? Who can it be? Who can it be? Who can it?

Speaker 4:

be. It's who? Can it be? No, collegio, what?

Speaker 3:

Did you put him in the penalty box already?

Speaker 4:

Yes, I did. That's what the motherfucker gets for being late.

Speaker 3:

Ooh, I'm scared. I'm sure he's scared.

Speaker 4:

I don't feel tardy.

Speaker 1:

I don't feel tardy. That's hot for teacher buddy Speaking of Van Allen. Now get out of my spot on the screen. There you go.

Speaker 3:

I'm going to turn on my AC. I'll be right back. Yeah well.

Speaker 2:

I will come on late every week if I get an intro like that. That took some air. You took a big breath in before you did that. No, no you can't prove that. No, you're just lowering it.

Speaker 1:

I know how to control the larynx and the stomach muscle and the whole chest. Yes, it's the diaphragm. It's all about the diaphragm I understand, I understand.

Speaker 2:

All forms of birth control Exactly.

Speaker 1:

What's up, buddy?

Speaker 2:

Not much. How are you?

Speaker 1:

Good to be here. I'm doing good and well. Patty Yossi said the first one is a good evening.

Speaker 2:

You won, you actually won 45 poker and you weren't here. Well, there you go.

Speaker 1:

I was looking forward to it. You won 45 poker and your winning hand was a piece of shit. It was a piece of shit. Then you had Disco Lady right, and then this is the biggest pile of shit that we've had so far, and your winning 45 was spinning wheel.

Speaker 2:

spinning wheel wanted for you so you guys had to pull some shit. Oh, it was, it was garbage.

Speaker 1:

It was all the way up into the end, all the way up to the last 45 mark was winning with, with, fooled around and fell in love. That's a great yeah, but it's not a fucking, it's not a game-winning song?

Speaker 4:

No, it's not.

Speaker 2:

Not a game-winning song. It proves I'm the king of garbage.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, well, there you go. So on January 20th, the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inducted the Beach Boys, the Beatles, the Drifters, bob Dylan and the Supremes. It's not a bad group, wow.

Speaker 2:

That's good. This is the 88, class of 88 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, yeah, yep. On January 28th 1988, a Tampa Florida man files an unusual lawsuit against Motley Crue. Do you remember this one? Matthew John Tripp, who has a history of mental health issues and trouble with the law, claims that he was secretly hired to pose as Nikki Sixx and toured, wrote and recorded with the band for a time during 1983 and 84. He sued them saying he was really Nikki Sixx. Wow, he dropped the lawsuit. The the lawsuit was dropped. He dropped the lawsuit in in 93, he filed it in 84 and he finally dropped the lawsuit in 93.

Speaker 3:

He'd love to talk about it, I'm sure hey, I'm suing I'm suing molly crew.

Speaker 1:

I'm smooth yeah, yeah, uh. Let's see, february 8th 1988, kenny jones with last performance a drummer for the who uh at the british phonographic industrial industry award ceremony where the band received a lifetime achievement award. Who? Who replaced him after that?

Speaker 2:

simon Phillips. Maybe Was he right after that.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, yeah, I think, yeah, yeah. Simon Phillips for a long time, and then Ringo Jr, ringo's son, yeah.

Speaker 1:

Ah, okay, yep, yeah, I remember that. Okay, little Ringo. March 2nd 1988, the 30th Annual Grammy Awards are presented in New York, hosted by Billy Crystal. Well, of course, u2's Joshua Tree, joshua Tree, that's a good one.

Speaker 1:

Wins Album of the Year, paul Simon's Graceland wins Record of the Year and Linda Ronstadt and James Ingram's Somewhere Out there wins Song of the Year. Jody Whatley wins Best New Artist. I dated a girl in the Philippines. She was half black, half Filipina and she looked just like Jody Wotley. Oh wow, fucking, looked just like her. I was like, ooh, I got to know you. That's exactly what I said to her I got to know you, I got to, and the rest is history. I didn't marry her, but you know, anyway, anyway, where are we, as far as we know, the private lives of scott was the oldest impersonator in the philippines.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I put her on tour in the philippines as jody watley.

Speaker 1:

I promoted her as jody watley.

Speaker 1:

You trafficked her she played every bar in Angeles City Couldn't ever get out of that hellhole. Let's see March 10th 1988. It's a sad day. It was a sad day. We didn't really think about it back then. It was kind of like, I think, a ah, well, okay, but Andy Gibb dies at a hospital in Oxford that was sad Five days after his 30th birthday. Yeah, I don't think. I think no one really appreciated or respected that because he was a pop star. He was Andy Gibb and he was on the cover of magazines. And did he have the talent of his brothers?

Speaker 2:

And well, he did, you know he actually went on stage with them a lot in that period. You know he was, he could sing, he had a good voice.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, he was a pop, but I think we kind of looked at it like, oh, andy Gibb died, oh, okay, yeah, you're like you know what that sucked, because he was young. He was young.

Speaker 2:

I remember that I wasn't really into him.

Speaker 1:

No, exactly.

Speaker 2:

He hosted Solid Gold, or maybe that was at that point. Oh, I remember that, yeah, I found out how young he was.

Speaker 1:

I thought he was older, yeah, and then you kind of just said he's somebody you always saw, so you didn't really. Okay, he died, and but I don't know, that's what. Uh, youth is wasted on the young, as they say.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, uh, have we ever pulled an andy gibb record on the 45 poker?

Speaker 1:

I just did, I did tonight, yeah, where did I put them, I pulled out what song it is.

Speaker 3:

Thicker than water it's funny.

Speaker 1:

it's funny we said that thicker than water. It's funny we said that Thicker than water. Yeah, Andy Gibb, love is thicker than water.

Speaker 2:

Love is higher than a mountain. Love is what else did? You get Maybe you won, maybe you won, maybe I didn't win, no you won, you definitely won.

Speaker 3:

Hey Lou. He got a Turtles white whale, turtles white whale. I got the Rascals, but they were two unknown songs so I called it shit. What Rascal song was it? Oh, lou will know this.

Speaker 2:

I'm an aficionado.

Speaker 3:

Lou will know this, any Dance Will Do, and Array of Hope, fuck that.

Speaker 1:

Hey Lou, you won and you had the free movement in your, in your group in your grouping the fucking free movement and you still won. That's why I said all garbage tonight, all fucking garbage. The hollow victory. The hollow victory, yeah, but yet a victory nonetheless. Uh, april 7th 1988, alice cooper almost dies on stage when one of the props, the gallows, malfunctions. Wow.

Speaker 2:

Did it hang him? Did it hang him Well they didn't.

Speaker 1:

They didn't hang him because he had the harness on the back. They would always attach it to the back harness and they had the fake rope going up and it was probably. He probably fell through without being propped up.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, yeah, accidents will happen uh, let me see.

Speaker 1:

Oh, april 19th 1988. Uh, sonny bono was inaugurated as mayor of palm springs. Uh, april 23rd 1988. Whitney, houston's where do broken hearts go? Tops the billboard hot 100 and became houston's seventh consecutive number one, surpassing the record of the beatles and the bgs, which had six. Oh, wow, yep, uh, let's see. April 25th 1988. Uh, manager doc mcgee is sentenced to five years probation after pleading guilty and charges of drug smuggling so he organizes a rock festival, that's his punishment who do you manage? Ozzy.

Speaker 3:

Metallica wasn't he Kiss's, he was everybody's hard rock.

Speaker 1:

He was a super manager. Let's see April 30th 1988, 1988, the Eurovision Song Contest that nobody fucking cares about.

Speaker 3:

All right, but who won this one? Read who won it Celine Dion. She sang Celine Dion no.

Speaker 1:

She represented Switzerland, though, but she represented Switzerland.

Speaker 2:

What the hell? That's right. That's right. Yeah, music Girls, we did a whole show on the Eurovision Song Contest.

Speaker 1:

I'm sorry, I missed that one.

Speaker 2:

We did a segment because, well, I'm curious because of your extremely negative attitude toward this thing. So I looked it up and it was weird. It really was weird.

Speaker 1:

I mean the only thing interesting was ABba had right in 74 yeah, yeah hey lou, we said happy birthday to uh, our favorite ai fucking guys.

Speaker 2:

Man, I was only a half hour late I said happy birthday to him I said he, and we were waiting for you to come on.

Speaker 1:

So I I say I say in ai years he's, he won. Because a year ago he had AI affirming surgery to make him an AI, and so he now identifies as an AI.

Speaker 2:

He was in his little jar for about six months.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, yeah, yeah, they stuck some microchips up his ass. Radio shack Joe. Yeah, yeah, yeahchips up his ass. You know Radio shack joke yeah, yeah, yeah, a transistor up his ass.

Speaker 2:

Right Now he's like the guild navigator in the first Dune movie, the thing in the tank.

Speaker 3:

I see plots upon plots. Hey Lou Lou, when Scott was just saying up his ass, didn't he remind?

Speaker 2:

you of Christopher Walken in Pulp Fiction there.

Speaker 3:

Young Parrot.

Speaker 1:

He put your father your father hell this uncomfortable hunk of metal in his ass for six months. He eventually died of dysentery, but before he did he gave me this watch. Gave me this watch. And little man, now this watch is yours. I give you this watch.

Speaker 4:

Gave me this watch and little man.

Speaker 1:

now this watch is yours. I give you this watch After he tells him it came out of his father's ass.

Speaker 2:

I like uncomfortable piece of metal, like a comfortable piece of metal up your ass. Yeah this uncomfortable piece of metal up his ass.

Speaker 3:

I remember thinking how the hell did they clean it?

Speaker 1:

He eventually died of dysentery and he got the watch back and he got the watch back when he got the watch. He certainly did, and he got john devolter at the same time.

Speaker 1:

You forgot the watch most irritating part of that fucking whole movie was was bruce willis's girlfriend there, the french girl blueberries, I want the blueberry pancakes, I want blueberry pie, I want the blueberry milk. Can you get me somebody? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll get you, baby, I'll get you. Get me some. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll get you, baby, I'll get you, I'll get you some blueberries.

Speaker 3:

We'll get lots of blueberry pancakes, baby.

Speaker 1:

When I get back, we'll get lots and lots of blueberry pancakes, okay.

Speaker 4:

You mad at me.

Speaker 2:

He called her a fucking bitch, though At one point he was doing his tirade, I told her to shut the fuck up. What movie is she watching? Was it the great escape? I'm not sure. I don't know she was watching cartoons.

Speaker 3:

That was a war, it's a war movie, remember it was a little early for explosions in war or something yeah, yeah, okay, but I saw a lot of motorcycles.

Speaker 2:

I don't know if it's the great escape or not no, it was like a california movie.

Speaker 3:

It was one of those 70s style action movies because they were bikers and they had machine guns. You should look that up, yeah.

Speaker 1:

On June 27th. I missed out on this one. Let's see how did I scroll down past this. Let me see. May 14th, atlantic Records stages a concert at Madison Square Garden celebrating its 40th birthday. Artists include Crosby, stills and Nash Iron Butterfly, ruth Brown, foreigner and Wilson Pickett Not the biggest lineup but the most talked about performance is the reunited Led Zeppelin with Jason Bonham and it sucked.

Speaker 3:

It was horrible. They're not good with the reunions until they did the O2 Arena. They just didn't have a good track record.

Speaker 2:

Right, they played badly or just sloppy.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, it was like Plant was not able to hit the vocals, the mix was horrible and Page was just really really sloppy, sloppy. Yeah, he's sloppy. Anyway, jason Bonham held it together.

Speaker 1:

May 27, 1988, monsters of Rock Tour Commences in East Troy, wisconsin. Van Halen headlines it with Metallica, scorpions, darkin and Kingdom Come. Wow, you watch from the top, from Van Halen, all the way down, and that's about how it kind of ended up being.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, darkin, just below the scorpions kingdom come just below docking, and they lost their shirt on that tour it wasn't really a good.

Speaker 1:

Doesn't sound like a good, it sounds okay, but nothing uh, a lot of my friends went.

Speaker 3:

They said docking were horrible. But docking were never a good live band and uh, I think probably was no crocus let's put it that way yes, right, probably, probably the best would probably have been metallica, because that was their prime.

Speaker 2:

They were young, yeah, yeah I think, docking at that time he might have had the title for biggest asshole in rock and roll. Still, does he does. Yeah, he was. He was a douchebag, I think, yeah oh docking yeah, don docking yeah the great part was that they took the band name and his name with it.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, exactly we did. Yeah, yeah, how insulting. Uh, let's see. June 18th 1988 depeche mode plays to a crowd of 60 000 at the rose bowl. Whoa, yeah, it turned out. Yeah, good turnout, yep. June 27th 1988, motown Records is sold to MCA Records and an investment firm for $61 million. All right, very, made out, yeah. July 2nd 1988, michael Jackson has his fifth single from Bad Dirty Diana. Ooh, yeah, broke all sorts of records. August 12th 1988, public enemy garners publicity by staging a concert at Rikers Island Prison, for 250 inmates, I remember, and 100 journalists.

Speaker 2:

So let me 100 journalists and 250 inmates. Yeah, right, right, let's see we're going to put more inmates in there for the show Bringing the lifers.

Speaker 3:

I mean, hey Lou, I remember NBC News that night. You remember Chuck Scarborough? Oh sure, rock rap group Public Enemy had a concert tonight at Rikers Island.

Speaker 2:

It's like rock rap, it's rap that, rap stuff, here you go. They actually took some here you go, so they actually took some.

Speaker 1:

Here you go Ready. This is in one of their songs.

Speaker 4:

Thanks for your face, london. Everybody in the house, make some noise. I want everybody in the house to say hey, Don't talk, have a ticket to a man, a ballad behind bars, or you could say real rock from the rock, an unusual musical happening in a most unusual place, the state prison. I got a letter from the government.

Speaker 1:

The other day I opened and read it, it said they were suckers yeah.

Speaker 2:

That was a live thing from that concert.

Speaker 1:

That was, I think no, that was from a London concert. But that clip of the radio, the news segment, was from when they did that and that song, black Steel and the Hour of Chaos yeah, there was a lot of restrictions that day. You think, yeah, yeah, chaos, um, yeah, they, there was a lot of restrictions that day. Yeah, you think, yeah, yeah. Well, you know, metallica did um, they did uh, saint anger in a prison really, that's actually yeah, look at the video.

Speaker 2:

It's fucking crazy oh, the video for this okay, they.

Speaker 1:

They recorded a video for that song in a prison in california yeah it's. It's a pretty fucking cool video, man. Pretty cool video. See some hard motherfuckers in there. Oh yeah, let's see.

Speaker 2:

I think Toss Salad man was probably at that prison.

Speaker 1:

September 6th through 9th, elton John auctions off many items from his personal collection, including memorabilia and stage worn clothing at Sotheby's for eight and a half million. Do you think he ever regrets that? Do you think these guys years down the road regrets selling all that shit?

Speaker 3:

No, because he probably got sick of his clothes the day after he bought them. Well, you know, I saw this thing.

Speaker 1:

I saw this thing the WWE, and they send these people out to find these items, these classic, iconic items from like the Undertaker's hat, right, All this. These are all in collector's places. They go out and they try to buy them. They send wrestlers out with one of their people to try to convince these people to sell back the stuff. And a lot of Ric Flair's robes are out there and his robes were like fucking everything that's what he's known for is the Ric Flair robes and some of them they were all handmade, worth tens of thousands of dollars, tens of thousands.

Speaker 1:

There was one episode where they were looking for one of the robes. This guy had it. What had happened was rick flair had stayed at a hotel and he was so fucked up the next day he fucking left like he left the robe in the room or something right. And this guy picked it up and he's like I'll, I'll just hang on to it and he had it for like 20 years and then he finally showed it to like. They found the guy and they like showed it to him and Flair's like this is it. He goes this was mine. They had to buy it back from the guy. Yeah, what if the guy doesn't want to sell, then they don't. They say, all right, how about a deal? We have a museum. Would you put it on consignment so we could show it?

Speaker 3:

but it's still your property type thing or someone visits them in the middle of the night.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, Mess them up in a hotel room.

Speaker 4:

No.

Speaker 2:

Go Jay.

Speaker 1:

Let's see. September 10th Billboard magazine publishes its first hot modern rock tracks. This was always interesting. Magazine publishes his first hot modern rock tracks chart. This was always interesting. This guy, on September 24th 1988, james Brown, faces a variety of charges after leading police on an interstate chase. That was classic.

Speaker 2:

Didn't that start an insurance conference or something?

Speaker 1:

He said he broke into a seminar in Augusta, georgia the building he owned he owned an office in there waving a gun and demanding to know who had used his restrooms Earlier in the year. He'd been arrested for drugs and firearms related charges. He did time, didn't he? Yeah, he did.

Speaker 3:

Free James Brown. Remember the t-shirts that was?

Speaker 1:

the original free t-shirt.

Speaker 3:

I may have ordered one through a mail order.

Speaker 2:

Right, how much time did he serve.

Speaker 1:

He probably did like three months or something. Let's see. October 10th 1988. Not much happened in 88. We're almost done. Actually, the Cairo Opera House is inaugurated. I don't give a fuck. November 7th actually, the Cairo Opera House is inaugurated, and I don't give a fuck. November 7th 1988, john Fogarty wins a self-plagiarism lawsuit with Fantasy Records. Yeah, we know it, the old man down the road and running through the jungle, blah, blah, blah. November 12th 1988, u2's Rattle and Hum hits the number one spot in the US charts. I still remember seeing that movie, the first time.

Speaker 1:

Yep, yep, the first double album. Let's see the number one chart. The first double album to do so. That wasn't a double album. Yeah, it was.

Speaker 3:

Joshua Tree. No, this is Rattle and Hum. Oh, Rattle and Hum.

Speaker 1:

What am I thinking? Joshua Tree, I like thinking.

Speaker 4:

Josh Street.

Speaker 1:

Rattle and Hum. Yeah, Rattle and Hum was actually a pretty good documentary also. It was.

Speaker 3:

The sound in the theater, yeah, I like how they put the like. Remember how it started with Helter Skelter? Yeah, and once the lights come up and the audience comes out, from behind you, you know, and it's awesome, you hear the sounds from all around.

Speaker 1:

I still watch it. They have the big crescendo. I believe at the end is where they do streets, where the streets have no name. The second half starts in color. He walks out on stage and it's the big red screen behind him. Right Sun Temple Stadium. Yeah, sun Devil Stadium, that's where I ended up seeing them actually.

Speaker 3:

Were you at that show that was filmed?

Speaker 1:

No no, and come to find out. It's live, it's recorded live. And Bono walks out. You see his little silhouette coming across the stage. He's got the cowboy hat on. You know who it is and the way they filmed that like fucking 10 times I'm not surprised. So they had to keep stopping in the crowd and they tell the crowd alright, get ready. You know, here we go, we're gonna do this again, which I'm sure actually got the crowd even pumped up even more because they're getting to be a part of this whole thing.

Speaker 3:

Sure.

Speaker 1:

Right, it's not like all right. What the fuck Bono? It's better than listening to him talk, I think.

Speaker 2:

Didn't he, Didn't the movie have the famous line people give him hell for. He's like I got a red guitar, three chords and the truth.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, truth yeah, I think people kind of jumped on. You know what I'm trying to be all americana. You know what I. You know what I give him hell for when he what song is he goes all right, edge, play the blues. The edge does not play. The doesn't play the blues, no, no. But you know what?

Speaker 1:

we didn't fucking, most of us didn't give a shit, we just thought it was cool and yeah you know, um, but when, uh, the edge is playing with bb king and they're rehearsing, he goes and then bono sings his lyrics and bb king is like you, dang, you're pretty, you're pretty smart for a young man, for a young man, you got some good lyric, like you're talented some. I don't know if that was staged now.

Speaker 3:

I think none of it was fucking real in the moment well, I I like when I think bono says we're gonna have the edge Edge, show BB the chords and BB says I don't play chords.

Speaker 1:

I don't play chords, I don't even read music.

Speaker 4:

Let's see.

Speaker 1:

December 4th 1988, roy Orbison gives his last concert in Akron Ohio.

Speaker 3:

So it was the same year the Black and White came out.

Speaker 1:

Before his death from a heart attack 53 or 54.

Speaker 3:

Now is the rumor I heard.

Speaker 2:

Oh, I thought he was older than that when he died. Roy Orbison, yeah. He looked older. Well, he did, yeah, rough life. He related to Mick Mars.

Speaker 3:

Is the rumor about Tom Petty true? I thinkry started that well, what's the rumor that he gave him a line of coke? I've heard that years ago he gave him a line of coke and it gave him a heart attack.

Speaker 1:

But well, got the last laugh there, yeah got the last laugh oh yeah

Speaker 2:

right obviously got the last laugh there yeah, welcome the hell, although I don't think rory emerson was any of the company the wheelbarrows or tom penny when he died. Yeah, he might have partied with him after not partying for, for years and years, you know.

Speaker 3:

But yeah, maybe he started on a course of doing stuff.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, yeah, yeah I remember, for every vocal take he would drink a coca-cola for herbs and really, but I think that we know I died young. Yeah, I make you go. Yeah, jesus, well, that corn syrup.

Speaker 1:

yeah, I remember I was uh when the night he died, the day he died, uh, it was probably. It was like a saturday I think, and we I was in town with buddies and we're at this bar in boston and I'm in the bathroom. It's down like a like go down these steps and there's kind of another bar and a dance thing down there. It wasn't a big place and there's the bathroom and I'm in the bathroom and I don't know what I was doing, something illicit, probably in the stall, like.

Speaker 4:

Roy, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1:

Always on the toilet paper holder. You know, it's just like and incredible sense of balance. And all of a sudden, um, why am I? Why are my channels turned red? Are we?

Speaker 3:

live still like yeah, are we.

Speaker 2:

Uh, let me check facebook this is live up here on my upper left it does, but I, I got a big red square around my um.

Speaker 1:

Oh, that would be fucking funny. Yeah well, check youtube. I'm gonna check facebook. Let's see what's. I think we are. Let me see. Uh, it says I'm live. Yeah, all right, we're live uh, I'm getting this on facebook on youtube, facebook, facebook, really.

Speaker 3:

Now let me check youtube.

Speaker 1:

YouTube I'm watching.

Speaker 2:

Facebook right now. Oh, it's me then Facebook. Really, I got a confirmation from Patty.

Speaker 1:

You're still live, okay. Thank you, patty. Thank you.

Speaker 3:

It might be one of the channels isn't working, I don't know.

Speaker 1:

So, anyways, I'm in there and you know whatever, this dude comes busting in the bathroom and he's like whatever. And this dude comes busting in the bathroom and he's like oh my. God, he's fucking trashed right. Oh my God, Roy Orbison is dead. What the fuck. Oh my God, Like the dude was fucking having a melt, a drunk meltdown. Alcohol magnifies everything allison, thank you for finally breaking in and giving us confirmation that we are live on youtube too. Aces, uh, yeah, this dude, and I'm like, I'm like what?

Speaker 3:

the fuck dog or did you say who the fuck is Roy Orbison I?

Speaker 4:

don't give a fuck.

Speaker 1:

Roy, I don't give a fuck.

Speaker 2:

Don't worry, todd, I got it.

Speaker 1:

Here we go. I had to step away from work. What I'm back. Look, lou is back. Good to see you, lou. Keep Scott straight with his facts, this motherfucker.

Speaker 3:

I can't read the comments. Facts this both of you laughed at that. What's so funny about that?

Speaker 2:

because todd gets under your skin in a way that most people don't and he's using me to get under your skin.

Speaker 1:

He certainly is he's?

Speaker 2:

he's a user he's so.

Speaker 1:

Don't trust him, don't trust him.

Speaker 3:

I can't read his comments.

Speaker 2:

I have a brother. I have a brother named todd. I can't help it.

Speaker 3:

Oh yeah, that's right I do so that's fucking exciting.

Speaker 1:

Can we get back to the show now?

Speaker 3:

a familial thing it is a music show after all we're almost done with this.

Speaker 1:

Exactly, uh, let's see. All right, december 28th, we're almost done. Madonna calls the sheriff's office in Malibu, a home she shared with her soon-to-be ex, sean Penn. Penn is rumored to have threatened to attack or kill Madonna, tied her up and threatened to cut her hair. Ooh, cut her hair. Yeah, wow, yeah. These rumors have been denied by both Madonna and Penn. And finally this was a fast year by both Madonna and Penn. And finally it was a fast year, finally, on December 31st, the 17th annual New Year's Eve, new Year's Rockin' Eve, airs on ABC with appearances by I always love this is like my favorite part appearances by Natalie Cole, taylor Dade, turn it to your heart, tell me I'm the only one. Dj jazzy jeff and the fresh prince, oh, yeah, wow, richard marks. Uh, reba mcintyre, who cares frankie valley in the four seasons.

Speaker 2:

There you go four seasons frankie, velma yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that was jersey, a teller rocket its finest, yeah, yeah I'm not gonna do bands of four.

Speaker 1:

Well, let me see bands. Can I say something here though?

Speaker 3:

yeah, while I'm digging down a little bit they have also in 1988. This ruined the song for me. I still don't like it. I heard it to the grapevine experience as the surge in popularity in the usa sparked the raisin television commercials featuring claymation raisins. I can't listen to this song anymore.

Speaker 2:

That was racist or something. Well why? Because the raisins were black, so were the fucking raisins are black.

Speaker 1:

Black people sang the song Other than Credence, so fuck them and their cultural appropriation.

Speaker 3:

I just hate songs being used in commercials.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, yeah, unless it was your song and you were going to make $3 trillion.

Speaker 3:

What's the Circuit City use in the cars? Just what I needed. I can't listen to that song now because of the commercial.

Speaker 1:

Boys to Men was formed in 1988. Didn't know that. Some good songs from them.

Speaker 3:

They were okay.

Speaker 1:

They weren't my favorite, weren't my least favorite. What was their big hit?

Speaker 4:

Oh, they had a bunch. End of the Road.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, End of the Road was probably their biggest one.

Speaker 4:

End of the Road.

Speaker 1:

Trailers Crash Test Dummies.

Speaker 3:

I'd like to see the lyric sheet on that album.

Speaker 1:

Once there was a girl who wouldn't change with other girls in the change room and then they finally made her. She had birthmarks all over her body.

Speaker 3:

She said she didn't is this a lyric thing?

Speaker 1:

I should just go on tour and say that's me, scott McClain at Checkies.

Speaker 3:

Thank you, everybody.

Speaker 1:

Thank you very much, thank you.

Speaker 2:

The only line I know is when it goes in the church. Yeah, it's a pretty song though.

Speaker 1:

Once there was this boy who had to go to church directly after school, and then his parents made him. They lurched and shook all over the church floor. Do you have the record?

Speaker 2:

What's that? Do you have the record? No, I just love that song, you know every word, I know, I know all the words, yeah.

Speaker 1:

Then there was the kid at the beginning who gets in the car crash and his hair turns white.

Speaker 4:

That was the let's just get past this.

Speaker 1:

You know what I got. I got a good version tonight of you make the call.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I get to play.

Speaker 1:

You get to play, you get to play.

Speaker 2:

Here we go. You make the call. What's that? I'm on a winning streak. Maybe I should just sit down and you guys do it, okay?

Speaker 1:

Well, there's no wrong or right answer here but okay.

Speaker 3:

It's the wrong advice.

Speaker 1:

This is an outside the box one tonight, guys.

Speaker 4:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

Oh, here we go. Oh God, oh, here we go. I just got the big spam message. That's Perry. That's Perry. Hello, sorry for bothering you. No, you're not. I want to offer promotion of your channel viewers, followers.

Speaker 3:

Oh, do it, Scott, do it, do it, fuck them Email. Write a card number.

Speaker 1:

I'm going to add what the fuck just happened there.

Speaker 3:

You better wipe down your camera.

Speaker 1:

Jesus. I looked the other way. I'm getting all congested all of a sudden. I don't know why. What the fuck? What's going on here?

Speaker 3:

That's why I turned on my air conditioner. I'm getting allergies, yeah.

Speaker 1:

Allergies, allergies. Okay, here we go. You make the call Superpowers edition.

Speaker 2:

Can you guys hear me? Yeah, yeah, I'm getting a message to reload the page. I may not be recording.

Speaker 3:

I got it too and I reloaded. You'll be fine, reload, lou.

Speaker 1:

Reload.

Speaker 3:

I can't see any of the comments. Lou, Can you?

Speaker 1:

So we both got.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, it's weird.

Speaker 1:

You know what? Let me Don't worry about it, your comments are back.

Speaker 2:

We're good.

Speaker 1:

Your comments are back Good to be back. All right, Lou, your comments are back. You see everything. Yes, I do. You make the call Superpowers edition. Ooh, these are all made-up superpowers, kind of Okay. All right, I'll start with Lou Lou. You make the call Invisible for six hours a day, or you can fly for six hours a day Invisible would get me in trouble, so I would fly.

Speaker 1:

Fly for six hours, but you got to come back. Yeah, six hours a day, invisible, would get me in trouble. So I would fly. Fly for six hours, but you got to come back.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, six hours. Yeah, I wore a watch, so I don't fall out of the sky. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3:

Mark, I love birds, so I want to fly, definitely.

Speaker 1:

Oh, I'm an invisible motherfucker. I got that feeling. I am going to find out some shit.

Speaker 4:

Creepy, creepy, whatever.

Speaker 2:

Even every public bathroom in town. Come on, man.

Speaker 3:

Don't go in Chuck Berry's bathroom, no, no.

Speaker 1:

The funny thing is about invisible, though. Is you got to be naked, Of course?

Speaker 3:

Because your clothes, can't, you know?

Speaker 2:

So you better be home.

Speaker 1:

I'm saying if you fly, you're looking for trouble. Man, You're looking for fucking trouble if you're flying Someone's going to see you and they're going to be like that dude's flying.

Speaker 2:

He's not going to fly.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, you're going to get shot down. Someone's going to think you're a drone. I don't know.

Speaker 2:

I just don't know when you do fly. Are you flying like?

Speaker 3:

Superman or Iron man with your arms behind you guess it's up to you. I would do super. I remember people have dreams of flying and a lot of them have dreams where they're standing straight up while they're flying. Oh that's weird.

Speaker 2:

That is weird. Yeah, yeah, I'd probably fly into a building, die, so, or?

Speaker 1:

into an engine of an airplane. Yeah, all right, luke, you make the call super powers edition, x-ray vision or super hearing x-ray vision x-ray vision.

Speaker 3:

Okay, mark super hearing, because I just want to hear a lot of shit I'm gonna find out some I live on a hill overlooking downtown pearl river. I would just love to listen and just those guys in front of the bar. What shit are they talking about?

Speaker 1:

and it's like, it's like in the superman. He hears it all on the batman batman when he's behind the screen and he has all the video yes zoom in on one conversation, yeah right, you guys are creepy uh, the other one that wants the x-ray vision.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, you want to see beneath girl girls dresses no, because I was a comic book collector as a kid. There's always x-ray specs in the back, x-ray specs, that's right.

Speaker 1:

And the child looking at the girl and the uh patty says x-ray vision. Okay, never worked those glasses never worked for me.

Speaker 3:

No, yeah, look, every girl in my class didn't work it didn't work.

Speaker 1:

I'd want super hearing, yeah, since I have fucking tinnitus right now and all.

Speaker 2:

I hear is ringing. I want to hear something different. What if it just amplifies the tinnitus?

Speaker 1:

I know somebody I just met somebody that that tinnitus, it's literally driving them to fucking insomnia.

Speaker 3:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, yeah, he can't focus, he's a mess.

Speaker 2:

It's the white noise. Listen to it.

Speaker 1:

It doesn. He's a mess. The white noise or listen to, like you know, it doesn't do really much, so I can tell you firsthand uh, it gets louder at night. For me it gets like loud. Um, white noise helps, but it doesn't ever go away. Doesn't ever go away.

Speaker 1:

The ringing is always there well, yeah, but it's just you subconsciously, your brain puts it away sometimes yeah and then, when you like, kind of let your god down and you're watching tv at night, you relax. All of a sudden it's like fucking yeah, it's not ringing, it's not ringing, it's your brain convincing you.

Speaker 2:

You're at ringing, it's a it's a.

Speaker 1:

It's a broken connection. Yeah, that's why they can't. It can never be fixed. There's a broken connection between the nerve when the nerves in your ear and your brain so it fills it, fills the brain, fills the, the, the vacancy because, the sound of silence is ringing. There is no such thing as dead silence. You're gonna hear something your brain produces something. You can hear your beating of your artery.

Speaker 2:

Yeah yeah, I put on like the meditational drum stuff where it's not too distracting, but some people can't sleep with noise going though, even if they have tinnitus.

Speaker 1:

Oh, I need noise, yeah, I need noise.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, put Blue Oyster Cult on all night. You'll be okay, just don't eat Chinese food.

Speaker 1:

Put Blue Oyster Cult on, you'll be fine. This is what I listen to at night sometimes. Wow, it's like rain, it's a fan, it's white noise. It's an app on my phone. Yeah, of course the microphone is amplifying it.

Speaker 2:

What about the ocean? I've done the ocean I've done. The ocean I've done the ocean.

Speaker 1:

I've done the ocean with rain at the same time because white noise app you can kind of combine. Mostly I've done thunderstorms like thunder and rain, thunder and rain. It puts you in another place too.

Speaker 2:

Do you think yours is from music military service both well, yeah, yeah, I think uh, it was probably.

Speaker 1:

Uh, the deal was sealed um. When I was in the philippines, on the flight line uh like 50 yards from the flight line, 100 yards from the flight line where f? F4s were taking off all the time. Those are the loudest jets ever created.

Speaker 3:

Yeah you didn't cover your ears you couldn't, you're out there.

Speaker 1:

You got your radio F F fours were taking off all the time. Those are the loudest jets ever created. Yeah, you didn't cover your ears, you couldn't, you're out there. You got your radio and you got to, you know, and plus, when you're that age, you know you just kind of plug, you block your ears a little how the fuck did the dogs feel that was right?

Speaker 1:

Um, and then, working in the canine field, you go in the kennels and you got 15 dogs in a building a fucking brick building, a cinder block building and it just echoes and you got these dogs going crazy. You got to feed them all and you got to take the pans back. Yeah, a lot of noise in the military. Let's see, let's see. Who is it? Lou Lou, you make the call Unbreakable Bones. Unbreakable Bones or Night Vision.

Speaker 2:

Unbreakable Bones.

Speaker 4:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Mark.

Speaker 3:

I've broken my femur a lot of bones. I want Unbreakable Bones and I'm scared what I'd see in the woods at night.

Speaker 1:

I really am I'd want night vision because, just just like I, I want to be invisible. I, I want to find out some shit I want to find out some shit.

Speaker 2:

Uh, all right, I want to follow buildings and just see what happens yeah right, it hurts.

Speaker 3:

It hurts still. It's still a pain, well isn't?

Speaker 1:

that the movie Unbreakable.

Speaker 4:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, let's see. All right, luke, talking to animals or talking to plant life, like plant control.

Speaker 2:

Do the plants and animals obey, or are you just babbling to them?

Speaker 1:

Yeah, you can talk to them like Aquaman could talk to the fishes. I would like Dr Doolittle.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, Dr.

Speaker 1:

Doolittle gets the animals, so you want to talk to animals, sheep in particular.

Speaker 3:

Oh boy, here we go, On the edge of a cliff loop, sweet talking guy, you won't fall off the edge of the cliff, just push back.

Speaker 1:

Come on sweet talking guy, you won't fall off the edge of the cliff, just push back. Come on. What the fuck? Uh, okay, uh, mark, talking to animals or talking to you? Know what I'm? Plants, I love plants.

Speaker 3:

I plant all the time and I are in.

Speaker 1:

They're living and they can communicate with you in other ways.

Speaker 3:

They can I talk to them are you a gardener? I wish I was. I'm not that good, but I do love flowers and plants. I do Indoor and outdoor. Did you ever see?

Speaker 1:

the documentary on Netflix about the mushrooms.

Speaker 4:

No.

Speaker 1:

Maybe, quite possibly, the most fucking amazing documentary I've ever seen fucking amazing documentary I've ever seen. You have no idea about mushrooms in the fucking world that's underneath the the soil and how they communicate. They have their own like uh uh information super highway mushrooms are fucking amazing. My wife said you need to watch this. So we sat down and she watched 10 minutes of it and stopped. She goes you need to watch this. So we sat down and she watched 10 minutes of it and stopped. She goes you need to watch this. And I.

Speaker 1:

We were just absolutely mesmerized by it now, as mushrooms are a fungus right yes yeah, okay, so the basis of the last of us that great show is that they talk to each other through the fungus, because the fungus that's where they get, because they have literally an information superhighway under the soil and like mold, you know, it has a kind of a hostile disposition.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, the sorts you know.

Speaker 4:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

I watched the first episode. I thought it was interesting. The beginning is terrifying. The premise is very plausible, almost.

Speaker 3:

It turns into a drama.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 3:

It achieved what walking dead couldn't achieve. They don't stick in one scene for three episodes, they move on walking dead.

Speaker 1:

They talk about jumping the shark. I know, um, all right, here we go. Uh lou. You make the call granting wishes or talking to the dead Superpower. I think I'll talk to the dead.

Speaker 2:

You want to talk to the dead Jerry Bob Weir, all the keyboard players that died.

Speaker 3:

Bob Weir's still alive, that's right.

Speaker 2:

He's grateful.

Speaker 1:

Well when he dies Lou can talk to him.

Speaker 3:

Lou, you just hurt my feelings.

Speaker 1:

But what makes you think they want to talk back, what makes you think they'll actually have a conversation with?

Speaker 2:

you. I'm thinking something like Ouija board stories from the beyond.

Speaker 1:

I'm thinking Okay, it's your superpower.

Speaker 2:

Yes.

Speaker 3:

Mark, it was talking to the dead and what Granting wishes. Granting wishes sounds cool because you feel like you could help somebody, but somebody can ask for a wish that could be very damaging, so I'd rather talk to the dead. I am very interested in that side of things, so I would like to ask somebody with their experiences again, doesn't mean they're going to talk to you, that's or why they or they might be pissed off and yeah, or they might be fucking lunatics.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, who knows what happens beyond that, but messing with you granting wishes is one of those. You know, you've seen the, the stories where, like they're not very, they're not specific, yeah yeah about the wish yeah, and you have to be very specific about a wish right. You know there could be, just be careful what you ask for. The monkey paw. Yeah, the monkey paw, that's right. Okay, lou, I'm going to go with granting wishes. By the way, I don't have any need to talk to fucking dead people. What?

Speaker 4:

if they want to talk to you and you're not interested. I think you open up a can of worms.

Speaker 2:

Well, they can just say I don't want to talk to you, Some dead people will talk to you.

Speaker 1:

But I've been dead for a hundred years.

Speaker 2:

I need to talk to somebody I'm thinking relatives I've never met. You know, I'd like to talk to you, so what if you get to the?

Speaker 1:

point where they start fucking piling up like the kid from Sixth Sense. You look and they're all waiting outside his house.

Speaker 3:

They're sad they died.

Speaker 1:

Yeah outside his house. They're sad they died to him. Yeah, I mean yeah, or you know, just do one-on-one meeting, because those motherfuckers gossip those fucking dead people gossip have all eternity to make shit up.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, hey, lou, when you were growing up, did you ever play ouija when you were growing up?

Speaker 1:

yeah, I think we all did and we all faked it, and there was so many of the group that faked it all I.

Speaker 3:

I didn't because my, my irish grandmother was very, very. She said if you talk to a spirit it's not going to leave. And then I read years later a lot of people say that like you may not want to be doing that. If it's true, you know, so I always I didn't, my sister did all right, uh, here we go.

Speaker 1:

Um lou, you make the call Superpower Edition, human lie detection or sonar Human lie, detection or sonar.

Speaker 3:

You can detect somebody lying.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, like you just know they're lying, like I know you're lying, I can already tell.

Speaker 2:

I can already tell the carotid artery pounds.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, there you go, yeah those are usually smugglers at the airport. Yeah, it's one of the things you're sweating.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, um, I think sonar sonar yeah, I would like to try walking around like that's when you walk around, like you're blind, like daredevil yeah you get hit by a bus all right, uh, mark.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, yes, scott, I was thinking of you because there's there's a show on, I think, discovery, uh, border patrol, and then the commercial for it to go and you see the, uh, the, the, um handcuffs going and then you see him pulling like kilos from cars oh, we got a big one here you know, yep, yep, um, I'm gonna go with human lie detector, because right now I'm just sick of lies.

Speaker 1:

I want to call out the bullshit I, I, I was, um, I think I would just go with sonar because I I don't want to know if someone's lying to me. I'd maybe you're just better off not knowing sometimes yeah you know how much trouble can that start to cause you? Well, I know you're lying. And then they just keep denying and you just keep, and you hold that anger.

Speaker 3:

Exactly.

Speaker 1:

Just let me talk to the fucking whales like Aquaman. It's really good for a marriage. I can talk to dolphins then.

Speaker 3:

It's really good for a marriage.

Speaker 2:

Day of the Dolphin George.

Speaker 3:

C Spade spoke.

Speaker 4:

The Roman classical director Far far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far Far far, far.

Speaker 1:

Far, far, far. I mean, how heartbreaking was that fucking. You gotta go, you gotta go Far far, far.

Speaker 3:

Oh, you're dredging up memories, scott, oh my God, and then he does the big dramatic like over the thing when a boat blows up, does one of them die with it?

Speaker 2:

I think so, Don't they blow up a boat like the bad guys' boat?

Speaker 1:

Yeah, something like that.

Speaker 2:

And then we hit Orca.

Speaker 1:

All right, lou. You make the call Accelerated healing or underwater breathing.

Speaker 2:

Under yeah, oh yeah okay, you'll never drown never. I have a dream. I have dreams, I breathe underwater do you really?

Speaker 3:

yeah, fucking weirdo uh mark, I guess I'm weird too, because I had the same dream. I dream I'm under underwater and I'm walking around with the seaweed and yeah, I want underwater are you in?

Speaker 4:

an octopus's garden really no, I, I look like what's his name in star wars?

Speaker 3:

remember the two jedis.

Speaker 1:

They put the things in their mouth oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, koh wan joe, I don't have water dreams.

Speaker 2:

I've never had water dreams I have a lot, only when I wet the bed that's the only water you dream you got rubber sheets.

Speaker 1:

I got rubber. I still do to this day. No, I don't A lot of stress in my life. I don't know. Accelerated healing that could come in really handy. How often are you going to be underwater breathing? You have to make that a lifestyle.

Speaker 2:

I would do it all the time.

Speaker 1:

Yeah right, you just go to the beach and just say, fuck this world, I'm just gonna go hang under.

Speaker 3:

I'm gonna put some weights on my waist but of course on a weight belt and just kind of go out there and and just everything in slow motion it's not a natural environment, so you may come up against some shit you don't want to see, like yeah, now underwater breathing doesn't mean, the fucking water isn't freezing cold, of course, yeah don't forget that George Costanza knew what cold was and sleeps with the fishes means something new now there's no wrong answers here.

Speaker 1:

Alright, lou, you make the call powered suits kind of like an Iron man, batman type thing, or controlling machines. I'll take the suit, the suit, the power suit. Then you can fly, you can bulletproof, you can be everything.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, it gives you multiple uh, uh water in it powered soup because it helped with the yard work and all the shit I gotta do around the house getting to work.

Speaker 2:

Getting to work's a breeze.

Speaker 3:

I love watching Tony Stark at that thing.

Speaker 1:

That's wild. I might do the controlling the machines. Who made who who? Made you Right. That's true, the Stephen King fucking book yeah, what was the name of the book? The movie too.

Speaker 3:

Power no.

Speaker 1:

The Lawnmower man.

Speaker 3:

No, no, that lawnmower man. No, no, that wasn't it. That wasn't lawnmower man, no, it was um damn. Emilio estevez was in the movie I thought it was lawnmower. No, okay, lawnmower man? No, lone War man was earlier.

Speaker 2:

Repo.

Speaker 3:

Man, that was it. No, it was Maximum Overdrive.

Speaker 1:

Maximum Overdrive. That's right. That's right. Yeah, that's a good way to get revenge on people. True, I'm just going to. You're mowing the lawn, I just make the thing go fucking haywire, oh. Yeah, just something like that. You know, the blender never shuts off, shuts, you can control traffic lights. You can control traffic lights have fun fuck with people.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, yeah, all the assholes that come down that street they're gonna wait.

Speaker 2:

I love the movies when they do the movies, when they stop the lights or you know, I forgot the recent movie they did that manipulated the lights, where people are just smashing yeah, yeah, it's total chaos.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, yeah, uh, all right, lou, you make the call on unnatural good luck or healing others. Healing others, healing others. Yeah, so you're not. You're not a selfish bastard. No, no, look at, mark thinks about I mean, I gotta think about it too. To tell you the truth, unnatural.

Speaker 2:

Good luck, that's not.

Speaker 3:

That's a hard one, but I know, you know what, right now right now I could use some unnatural good luck, but I get joy from making people happy, so helping others, I mean healing people, healing others.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, head to saint jude's.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, you'd have to be very, very discreet about that too. Oh, oh yeah. People will be clawing at you.

Speaker 3:

Oh my God, can you imagine, during COVID the government would?

Speaker 2:

take you, the government would take you and just lock you in.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, you have to be very, but somebody's inevitably going to find out the pharmaceutical companies would hate you. Like the Green Mile. All of a sudden you just show up. Yeah, exactly right, that's right.

Speaker 1:

That's right, just show up. Yeah, exactly right, that's, that's right, that's right. Yeah, you just every, every way you show up, somebody all of a sudden comes back, like from from the death's door. Yeah, they're like hey, it's kind of a coincidence. And so what do you do with that? Do you drive to you? Do you give your life to that and just drive around and just kind of go and you know where do you make your decisions, like, do you only have so much time and do you go to saint jude's or do you go to the you?

Speaker 4:

know the.

Speaker 1:

NICU in the at the local hospital and open up a brick and mortar. You have to, yeah, but that's what everybody's going to be lining up and what do you?

Speaker 3:

what do you do when the drug cartel kidnaps you and says heal this guy?

Speaker 1:

yeah, I mean, that's why you have to be very discreet. But how do you get into a nick you to save babies. You know that. How do you get into a cancer ward? How do you get into?

Speaker 2:

well, you know, I know you have it, are you just a?

Speaker 1:

strange dude that shows up at saint jude's and says I'd like to help children once your fame spreads doesn't look too good, but you don't want that, do you? That's when people are going to track you down and trouble starts.

Speaker 2:

I would live in this little tower thing You'd be put up. Well, I'm just going to go with the good luck thing man, I'm just going to fucking. Good luck, I'm just going to have good luck.

Speaker 1:

I would heal myself or live forever. Yeah, I just keep healing myself.

Speaker 3:

And last but not least, wait, wait. Can you imagine if I had the healing powers and I text both of you guys? Hey guys, novartis wants me over for lunch. I'm going to go Bye. Bye, mark, that's right, I believe in the healing power of podcasts.

Speaker 1:

There you go, all right. Last but not least, lou, you make the call. This one is a little, this one might be the toughest one Control over earth, the ground right. Control over earth, the ground right, land, or control over water, the ocean, like, you can cause earthquakes, or you can fill in holes, or you can cause tidal waves, or you can control tidal, you can control tsunamis, or you can make the earth green. Which one?

Speaker 2:

Water or earth? I think I would use earth. I would learn to redirect water.

Speaker 1:

But if you were a water breather, wouldn't you want to help the ocean?

Speaker 2:

You want to control the water too.

Speaker 1:

You can breathe under the water. You can control the water.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, but I think the fact there's more disasters can happen on Earth than in water, so I think water causes a lot of disasters. Well, it does, like tsunamis. By thinking stopping an earthquake would stop a tsunami. How about?

Speaker 1:

stopping a hurricane.

Speaker 2:

Yes, that would be a lot to see. You know, I would probably target people with it. I would probably use it for militia.

Speaker 1:

But don't we need those things, though. Don't we need those things to happen things, though.

Speaker 2:

Don't we need those things to happen? Hurricanes and all that? You're the nature.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, how are you gonna be uh mark, what's your choice?

Speaker 3:

could I use the power of water to like solid, like cancel?

Speaker 1:

droughts. It's your power, you you can lift it up and move it over and so I have a really fear of water.

Speaker 3:

I I don't like. Ocean scares the shit out of me. I don't swim, I can't even swim in a lake. For that reason alone. I want to have power over water, and nothing scares me more than those images of whatchamacallit, the big waves, tsunamis yeah, yeah, that scares the shit out of me, fucking tsunamis.

Speaker 1:

You can't stop the ocean, man.

Speaker 3:

That movie that Ewan McGregor made about the one in Thailand scared the crap out of me.

Speaker 2:

Remember as kids we thought it was a giant wall of water coming.

Speaker 3:

Oh look run, run.

Speaker 2:

It's because of the side adventure it just rises and swallows you. That's the whole thing, yeah, who's the one. It was a model. Some supermodel survived it. Her boyfriend didn't, but she went Right right.

Speaker 3:

But I remember seeing. I've never seen what's that People did survive.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, but I mean seeing the water rise up like that. It's not what you were led to believe.

Speaker 3:

It would be like and in Japan those images that came when Japan had theirs.

Speaker 1:

It's crazy.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, so I'd like to control it.

Speaker 1:

You can also stop earthquakes, you can stop all that, but that's the Earth telling you something. Man, when that shit happens, I don't know. I would have to go with. I'd have control over Earth, I think over the ground, although the ocean. You just can't tame the ocean, but you know what, Scott?

Speaker 3:

You have a good point.

Speaker 1:

In Florida.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, In Florida you could stop all those sinkholes.

Speaker 1:

I don't see these things. These things don't happen. You see them in the news and it's like okay.

Speaker 3:

Maybe not where you are, then Somewhere in Florida.

Speaker 1:

It's a huge state, but sinkholes are sinkholes. Like, don't you have to be there to stop? It Scares me. The sinkhole just swallows you up. Yeah, I saw a video of a fucking sinkhole that happened underneath a pool at a hotel. Ooh and the fucking watch. The people just get sucked in Jesus and the fuck you watch the people just get sucked in. You watch them like the guy. They just get pulled in and the water just brings them into the sinkhole. They're not coming back.

Speaker 2:

But no, since I could breathe underwater and heal people, I would be there and I would help them.

Speaker 1:

There you go, but you just decided that you were going to do the earth things.

Speaker 2:

We had a sinkhole in Nashville in the parking lot of this one strip mall.

Speaker 1:

It was pretty, pretty big. Yeah, it's crazy. Yeah, just all right, that's it for you. Make the call. What do we want to talk about? Do we want to talk about albums of 1988 or movies of 1988, albums, albums, it is all right. So let's, uh, let's start off with uh, let me, let me see right here.

Speaker 2:

I'll say Lou give me an album REM's major label debut on Warner Brothers. Green, my first REM disappointment. I liked the record but I didn't like all of it. It was the first time I didn't like a whole record by him.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, yeah, I'm going to go with a great fucking album. Great album. I saw them in concert recently, most recently within the last six, seven months. Uh, the church starfish yeah, that's a great fucking album. Yes, it is, that's a great album mark.

Speaker 3:

Uh, this was the first year. This is the year I bought my first CD player.

Speaker 4:

So I was rediscovering music on CD.

Speaker 3:

But Toto put out the seventh one. Pamela, don't break this heart of mine.

Speaker 2:

That's a great album that is a different singer. That's not Bobby Kimball, though, right.

Speaker 3:

No, that is Joseph Williams who is with him now, and he is the son of John Williams, the composer of Jaws, a composer of jaws star Wars music.

Speaker 2:

So yeah, Lou, new Jersey zone, the smithereens put out their second record green thoughts, oh yeah, produced by Don Dixon, that was what was the uh, what was the the hit off of it?

Speaker 1:

Um, yeah, this one, I drowned in my own tears.

Speaker 2:

Was there one, yeah, this song Drowning my Own Tears? I think, right, yeah, let's see. Yeah, I think that was it.

Speaker 1:

No, House we Used to Live In.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, drowning my Own Tears, and Only a Memory.

Speaker 1:

Oh, only a Memory. Yeah, she was only a memory. Yeah, robert Plant, now in Zen yeah, had Ship of Fools. Come with me, my love. Great song To the sea.

Speaker 3:

No, that was Honey Drippers, that's Honey Drippers, that's right Ship of Fools is. Faming on the ship of fools.

Speaker 1:

Tall, cool one. That was like. Everybody was like oh, he sampled Led Zeppelin.

Speaker 2:

And he used it in a Pepsi commercial, I think.

Speaker 4:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, and Heaven.

Speaker 1:

Knows. So that was a minor hit for him. Got him back on the charts.

Speaker 3:

And that was one of my first CDs. I remember going to CD World on Route 17 and buying it yeah, pristine digital. I remember going to CD World on Route 17 and buying it yeah, pristine digital.

Speaker 2:

I still play that album, lou Leonard Cohen's big hit album, I'm your man, known for the song Everybody Knows. Yeah, did you see? It was used in? Was it Batman v Superman, dawn of Justice? It's in the beginning of the movie. Yes, everybody knows that. The good guys lost. Yeah, yep.

Speaker 3:

Mark, I'm going to go out the debut of King Zex, a quirky man from the Midwest, king Zex, yeah. Out of the silent planet and I got that and I was floored by him.

Speaker 2:

They're playing natural here. Really, yeah, they look really old. You believe that they?

Speaker 3:

are but that that singer can still sing.

Speaker 2:

I was gonna say it's weird, these bands from the 80s. You see them now.

Speaker 1:

You're like, oh, they look old but you still got like jimmy page out there I know 80 year old rockers touring yeah, uh, 1988, my man, my man morrissey, came out with his debut album viva hate, six months right after the smith's last album. Strange ways, uh, viva hate and uh, let me see the tracks on there. Every day is like sunday, suede head and margaret, yeah i's, that's a good, good album that. He was fucking huge back then.

Speaker 2:

Um Lou, the debut album by Athens. Georgia's Athens, georgia's widespread panic have you guys ever heard of them? Oh yeah, yeah. They're kind of lovely with the jam band, but they're more than that. They're really good Um they are good. Our friend StopMatter burned me like four of their CDs. They're good. They used to play the big Christmas jam, the Warren Haynes Christmas jam, in Nashville here. So yeah, now if you're a widespread fan you're called a spread head. Oh jeez, but they're really quite good. I think the two main guys have both passed.

Speaker 3:

But they've been around for a long time, but they are from athens in that scene. Good band. All right, mark. Uh, this is the year I was right out of high school and I started working as cpi making cassettes, and I got exposed to the world of hardcore music. So I turned into a black flag fan and that along that genre they weren't hardcore, though is I bought butthole surfers hairway to steven. Do you remember that? Yeah, yeah that was a good album I liked it uh, 1988, tracy chapman's debut album.

Speaker 1:

Tracy chapman, where had you had a fast car? Was it fast enough so we could drive away? I'm gonna get a decision If you ask me to find this way, I always know I'll be better. Blah, blah, blah. That song had a big resurgence, like last year with some country. Big fat white country dude did it and became a hit again, he's getting money.

Speaker 1:

It's good for her he performed it at the Grammys and she came on and did it with him and all these fucking idiots on you know, these trolls were all upset that like, oh, he took her song, she's up there playing with him. She loved it.

Speaker 3:

She loved it she had applause, it kind of gave her a little resurgence. I do not, I'm saying Facebook and everything. People are just fucking morons.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, yeah, I'm one of them, but that's okay.

Speaker 3:

Well, you're a lovable moron.

Speaker 2:

Lou Kemper Von Beethoven's, our Beloved Revolutionary Sweetheart. I never listen to them. They're good man, they're a good band. Yeah, that's a good record.

Speaker 3:

Lou, what was the album when we did our album review, which I miss? What was?

Speaker 2:

the album when we did our album review, which I miss what was the album you recommended key lampi. That was a great album. You made me a fan from here. It was kind of proggy rock, but yeah, they're out there, we're good. I mean, that's a band that evolved. They were like a skinhead surfer california band, kind of poppy, and then they went kind of a little heavier a little bit. I like them. Yeah, all right, I haveima.

Speaker 1:

What do you got, Mark?

Speaker 3:

When Iron Maiden just said we're going to do a total prog album, they did Seventh Son of a Seventh Son.

Speaker 1:

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3:

They were kind of coming off the world tours. They were still playing arenas but it was starting to end.

Speaker 1:

But that was a really good album, yeah yeah, 1988, the Sugar Cubes came out with life's too good. Yeah, you know who's. You know who's with the sugar cubes, right, luke bjork. Yeah, and the song birthday. That's one of my fans, maybe my favorite sugar cube song. Weird video, very fucking weird. European video, northern europe. There's two videos for it. There's two. One of them is a little fucking touchy. It's a little little uncomfortable to watch.

Speaker 2:

What do you mean by touchy?

Speaker 1:

it's a little uncomfortable to watch it's it's european it's on youtube. So they haven't, they, they don't't, but it's like these kids walking in a circle in their underwear and like it's just kind of very. European, did I say that?

Speaker 2:

Okay, I got you.

Speaker 1:

Where they're not afraid of nudity or anything like that.

Speaker 2:

And no one's circumcised.

Speaker 1:

You're saying no, they have. I don't know because they have underwear on. But it's just kind of like these brief clips of them, these kids. It's in black and white and they're walking in a circle and it's like, okay 88, this is still the time when they weren't really putting a story to the song but I love the song the sugar cubes birthday. If you ever want to hear a good, uh good sugar cube song, bjork at her best on that one uh, yeah check it out, check it out, uh lou ben halen's.

Speaker 2:

Oh, you ate one too oh yeah, yeah, another one of my first cds, really yeah. Yeah, I'm not a big fan of the hager years, but it's got two songs in that I always did like, uh, when it's love and finish what you started. I didn't like I'm not a big power ballad kind of guy, but I just thought when it's Love was kind of it's epic.

Speaker 3:

But Finish what you Started. I hated it because it was on the radio it's country, but when I listened to it I'm like you know, freaking Eddie. He plays chicken picking effortlessly. He does something else good. He plays awesome on that track.

Speaker 2:

And the drums are great on that.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, yeah, yeah, unsung, unsung, drummer alexander also had the song uh cabo wabo, I think was on that, and that's a great song yeah, mark, uh, dark album sticking with the metal queens right operation, mind crime, a rock opera that involves a prostitute, a priest, an assassin doesn't get darker than that. And an attempt to make a new world order. Yeah, it was dark, but it was a good album.

Speaker 1:

Good album. Bob Kirkman says Van Halen was best with Sammy. There's something to be said about that.

Speaker 3:

There's no big argument.

Speaker 1:

I had my rant on David Lee Roth earlier, but I think the first two Van Halen albums are pretty hard to fucking beat. They really are pretty hard to beat. Fair warning.

Speaker 2:

Fair warning. That's my favorite. That's the fourth one. They're hard to beat.

Speaker 1:

I mean, David Lee Roth might have been a douchebag, but those fucking albums, they were pretty powerful, fucking albums, man yeah they were, they were consistent. If anything, they were consistent when he was good, he was good.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, man, yeah they were, they were, they were warning. If anything, they were consistent when he was good, he was good yeah, fair warning, had that song, that the lemores and brooklyn used for their ad uh sunday afternoon in the park sunday at lemores.

Speaker 1:

Uh, 1988, uh, living color came out with the album vivid, which had that monster hit, cult of personality. Um, big, fucking, big hit. That was their only hit, but that was it, yeah there was another song.

Speaker 3:

It wasn't, it wasn't this one, it wasn't as big as as cult of personality open letter to a landlord yeah, and I remember I was going out with my wife at the time and I went to pick her up in the bronx and it was one of those cool september days and it was a weekday. My wife at the time and I went to pick her up in the Bronx and it was one of those cool September days and it was a weekday. We both had the day off, so it was quiet in the city and that's that came on the radio. You know, you can tear a bit and I, here I am in the South Bronx, you know.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, uh, but call the person. I was in the Philippines when that came out. We always got shit like fucking four months after it's released in the states.

Speaker 1:

It would make its way over there when I went home at mid tour december of 88 and I came back january 89. Like I took 30, 40 days right and uh, I fucking loaded up on videos like vhs tapes and I brought them back and you could bring them to one of the video bars they were all video bars at that point and you play it's all like from the States fresh and they get to play that shit and people get like that's how we found out about cult of personality, because there was no social media there, there was no way of finding out what was popular in the States. We had one fucking TV channel, fen Far East Network. You got the Today Show on. We got yesterday's episode today like the morning show, whatever, with deborah norville. Yeah, yeah, I loved her man she still looks good to this day.

Speaker 1:

Dude, nice mouth. Deborah she does, but deborah norville was she's still a beautiful woman to this day. That was 30 something years ago, probably the 60s. Yeah, yeah uh, lou.

Speaker 3:

Hey, scott, did you ever see living color live? No, I did. I saw him on the second album tour. They were perfect, so full of energy. Yeah, every guy in that band that's great.

Speaker 2:

They're a good band. Yeah, yeah I saw the beacon theater and Beacon Theater and John Mellencamp came up and they did Pink Houses. Oh wow, I wish I could remember how the version went. It was different, obviously, but yeah, it was pretty cool. Who's up, Lou, Bob? Bob Dylan, Down in the Groove with the song Silvio.

Speaker 4:

Silver and Gold.

Speaker 3:

I don't remember that.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, it was a bit of a hit. Silver and gold, and yeah it was. It was a bit of a hit. It was on a radio and a song called the ugliest girl in the world written with robert hunter of grateful dead fame. I never heard that one. I'm curious now is she as?

Speaker 3:

beautiful as a foot? Most likely probably yeah uh mark style council confessions of a pop group. Stellar album. It has the um that side long of just solo piano and paul weller singing yeah, I'm gonna go hip-hop with this one epmd.

Speaker 1:

Strictly business. They did a great song. Um, strictly business the song. And they sample uh, eric clapton's. I shot the sheriff. It's fucking great oh, wow yeah, yeah, it's fucking great. It's great. They, they, they. Back then they could get away with it. They could just get away with it. You know, um, let me see something right here. Let's see it real quick, since I'm on the hip-hop thing with Public Enemy, let's go the Business here. We go right here. That's the album, here's the song.

Speaker 4:

That's a good sample. They fucking did a great job with that man.

Speaker 1:

They did a great job with that man. They did a great job with that. When I heard that, I was like damn.

Speaker 2:

All right, lou, brian Wilson's self-titled record Brian Wilson. That was a comeback that showed that Brian was not a total vegetable. It had a song Love and Mercy on it. That was really good. Well, you know, the rumor was at that point he was a potato, he was a turnip.

Speaker 2:

He was laying in bed. Yeah, I saw it. Did I remember? I sent you the video clip of the Beach Boys? Yeah, and Brian's playing piano, but he ain't there, he's just. He was not there. It was a live shot. They sounded great, but this album is him coming. Yeah, him coming back. Yeah, sounded great, it was pretty. It was acclaimed. Well, all right, go, brian Mark.

Speaker 3:

Gonna go with my buddy Dwight Yoakam Buenos noches from a lonely room.

Speaker 4:

He just passed away, right?

Speaker 3:

No, don't tell me, dwight Yoakam passed away.

Speaker 1:

Who was it that died? Country dude?

Speaker 2:

a little while back A couple months ago, toby Keith. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right.

Speaker 1:

They were all country. To me Toby was newer country Big hats, big hats.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, big hats, yeah, big hats. So so I don't know if he knows, but dwight yocum wasn't nashville. He bucked the trend. He stayed in california, bakersfield, which is a little trucker town and he refused to go to nashville and become part of that machine. You know that's why he had a little bit of a rockabilly.

Speaker 2:

He's great, he's right, levon helm could have had a country career, but he's like nope yeah, ain't gonna do that shit, but darius rocker did rather well yeah, yeah, uh.

Speaker 1:

1988, bobby brown comes out with his solo album. Don't be cruel. I remember that five. It had fucking five hits on it. Don't be cruel. My prerogative roni rock with you in every little step. My prerogative hold on, everybody, hold on. We got a an ai just broke into the show.

Speaker 4:

Hold on, I gotta I gotta somehow we now they're putting out a hostage message or something.

Speaker 1:

They're the hello, scott. I am per Sorry for bothering you, but I just thought I would offer you a hello and say the Pixies had Surfer Rosa LP in 88 with the single Gigantic. There you go, perry Denovich. Happy birthday. Happy birthday to you. No, let's do it this way.

Speaker 4:

Happy birthday to you. No, no, no. Happy birthday to you. No, no, no, let's see. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, dear Perry Dinovich, the AI who last year had AI-confirming surgery. Happy birthday to you.

Speaker 2:

Happy birthday. Happy birthday, old friend.

Speaker 3:

Get that golf ball up, Scott.

Speaker 2:

Now that picture. That picture robin was pleased with steve albini, who just passed away I'm fucking dying from allergies over here I was wiping that.

Speaker 3:

Today too, man wipe your camera off it's all wet, get out of here.

Speaker 2:

It is not I made best buy, go quiet with my one of my sneezing. Today my son's like jesus christ. That's loud, lou, do you do the shriek? No, it's, it's low and growly. It sounds like an earthquake because I don't understand the shriek.

Speaker 3:

I have a neighbor we hear I don't understand how motherfuckers hold that shit in you're gonna have an aneurysm. My son does that. My son goes like this your fucking head is gonna, that's not good for your brain?

Speaker 4:

yeah, no, it's not.

Speaker 1:

You get that's pressure that needs to be released. That's right. Demons like just fucking, let it go. Dude, you're gonna fucking. Your eyes are gonna pop out of your head one day.

Speaker 3:

Well, him and his sister do that because their mother my wife is like five feet tall, but when she sneezes you'll hear it a mile away. Yeah, so they don't want to be. Yeah, it's the shriek, you know, and that's good. You got to let it out, but she doesn't inhale, so you don't have any warning. There's no, it's just out of the blue.

Speaker 2:

All right, Lou, what do you got, Robert? No, actually Blue Oyster Cult Imaginose.

Speaker 4:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Okay, that was an after-the-fact album. The drummer put it together. It's got Joe Satriani, it's got some of the BOC guys. I don't really like the album.

Speaker 3:

It's got a good song.

Speaker 2:

It's got a good song. Some of the stuff that he's re-recorded afterwards. Some of the versions are kind of good, but it was an attempt. The drummer who was fired from the band. He was led to believe that there's going to be a big blue oyster cult thing and Columbia rejected it because his vocals were not what they wanted. So they had to redo it. But it's a. It's a blue oyster cult album though. Yeah.

Speaker 3:

Yeah. All right Mark the album that, one of two albums that made me realize that hip hop done Right Is as good as heavy metal straight out of compton. To this day I put that on, that's a good album.

Speaker 1:

I bang my head, you know. Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna stay in that, in that genre again. This was a great year for hip-hop. This was the fucking the, the golden, the golden years of hip-hop. This was yeah, yeah I mean these, these years were the formative years of hip-hop. They were laying the groundwork and Public Enemy came out with. It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back.

Speaker 1:

That's what that song, Black Steel and the Hour of Chaos, was on that album. The album covers them. It's Chuck D and Flava Flav in a jail cell, Like they got a thing that album also has. I mean, killer, Bring the Noise, Don't Believe the Hype. Night of the Living Bassheads. Rebel Without a Pause. Prophets of Rage, which Rage Against the Machine, did a cover of that.

Speaker 3:

And there was a band.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I mean, it's just louder than a bomb. They just Public Enemy was a, they were and they still are on a level of all their own. They're in a whole category by themselves absolutely.

Speaker 2:

That wasn't the uh, the dj murdered. No, that was run dmc. I've run dmc.

Speaker 1:

Well, they just found the murderer they just actually, they just found out who did it?

Speaker 1:

yeah, yeah, the dj for public enemy was terminator x is terminator x. Yeah, all DJs, they all had their own, they had their name, they had their little persona, they had their own style. The DJ that probably had the most success, though, was DJ Lethal. Dj Lethal was the DJ for House of Pain House of Pain, biggest one hit wonder in the world, ever greatest one-hit wonder, right, but they put out two really good albums, uh, and then, probably just like anything, the popularity and you know it moved on, but then he jumped right from right from um, uh, from house of pain, to um, uh the fuck ever biscuit, limp biscuit.

Speaker 1:

So then he had a big run with limp biscuit oh, uh dj lethal oh, oh, okay no dj lethal from house of pain wow, I didn't know that they break up, because then he becomes a dj for yeah, for limp biscuit. Yeah, that's not a bad run.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, it's not a bad run I I chuck d used to have a radio show in new york and I was commuting to connecticut at the time, so I got to hear him every morning and he would get 6 am. He was up and someone called in one day and just said to him do you have trouble waking up, man? Like you know, you hung over you, you know whatever. And he kind of inferred that he was stoned or and chuck d just says I don't smoke weed, I don't drink, I'm a vegetarian. And the guy was floored.

Speaker 1:

It's like yeah, you know you, it's like yeah, yeah, like like frank zappa, everyone assumed he did drugs.

Speaker 3:

I believe he never touched drugs.

Speaker 1:

Some people just you know, gene simmons never touched drugs I believe there's a bunch of them out there.

Speaker 2:

That never did that, you know uh, alice cooper, I think he drank, but I don't think he did drugs at all, he was a beeraholic, alice Cooper just loved his beer, budweiser, yeah.

Speaker 3:

Poor guy.

Speaker 2:

Jane's Addiction Nothing Shocking.

Speaker 1:

Yeah. That's a fucking bomb album right there.

Speaker 2:

The original lineup is touring.

Speaker 1:

Are they?

Speaker 2:

really. Yeah, they're doing some smaller shows and then they're going to go bigger in the summer. Do they look old? Well, perry Farrell looks okay.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I think they look okay. I don't think that they're that type of band.

Speaker 2:

Like Dave Navarro, he's going to look like he always looks you know, it's hard to tell what some people, because they were so done up, you know 80s makeup and shit, yeah, stuff, yeah now there's makeup's more necessary now, yeah, filling the cracks like wood putty, yep, yep, uh, let's rock a couple more.

Speaker 1:

And then I I this fucking allergy is killing me, man. We're coming up on two hours. I'm gonna. Okay, we're gonna wrap this up, we'll pick it up. We won't be doing a show next week because I'll be, like I said, I'll be on a cruise. So I don't think I released last week's episode. By the way, you mother, I was doing my other podcast. Yeah, I was in a situation.

Speaker 3:

I had to get one done you get busy, you get busy, it's okay and so I think I'll just release that one. Have it come out next week you put ones in storage. You always have one to release.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, yeah. So, yeah, a couple more, and then we'll wrap this up, and when we come back in two weeks we can do the movies of 88, because there's some good fucking movies that year too, yeah, and we'll dig up a little more in 1988. We'll continue it. So let's start with Lou. Lou, give me an album.

Speaker 2:

I say this reluctantly Bon Jovi New Jersey.

Speaker 4:

Ugh.

Speaker 2:

I was representing New Jersey today. I got to smother it.

Speaker 1:

Lay your hands on me. There you go, mark.

Speaker 3:

A live album that I was actually at the recording and the filming of delicate sound of thunder, pink floyd and uh done at nasa coliseum nice yeah yeah, I'm gonna go with.

Speaker 1:

Uh, the girl, the, the woman with the greatest mouth ever in the history of music, imagine this carly simon came out with the greatest hits album in 88. Except this time it was live. It was live. Let's release another greatest hits album by Carly Simon.

Speaker 3:

Wasn't it recorded at Martha's Vineyard, like on the ocean? It might have been the one.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, that's a good album I like it, yeah, but it's all her fucking music just regurgitated live. It's like she's not a rock and roll hall of famer.

Speaker 3:

She brings out the kids choir.

Speaker 1:

They go Itsy Bitsy Spice, yeah, yeah yeah, but actually the album I'm more happy about was one of the greatest hip-hop albums ever to be released, arguably the greatest MC ever, the greatest rapper ever. Eric B and Rakim Rakim is just fucking fire, absolute fire. Follow the the leader. That's a fucking jam album. Yeah, jam album follow the leader.

Speaker 2:

Are they getting into the record hall of fame?

Speaker 1:

they got nominated they got nominated, they, they should eventually make it in. I don't think they did this. I don't think. No, they didn't this year. No, I think it was their first time being nominated. Uh, but follow the leader is a fucking jam rap album. It's not, uh, candy rapper rap, you know. It's not dj jazzy jeff shit. It's. It's some good stuff.

Speaker 3:

It's some good stuff you know, when I started to turn on on hip-hop and rap was every song became about drinking beer hanging out on the porch. You know it got that. It was the california style and it got to me after a while. I'm like, all right, I don't need to hear that you're just sitting on the porch drinking a 40 yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the layers.

Speaker 1:

Eric B was a master at the layers. Great as fucking rock. That's great rock. Him was fire man, yeah, so all right, lou one more uh, he got his oh, I did, I didn't he picked bon jovi oh okay, all right, so I guess we're done. No, I didn't pick one. Oh go, I'm sorry, I'm my, I'm fading.

Speaker 3:

Oh, I forgot, you two are buddies, I know, all right one of my favorite albums of all time there we go bill helly in the comments no talk is cheap from keith richards.

Speaker 4:

Oh wow, great album, those kind of extremes, I'll lose the song that I played then the song he.

Speaker 3:

Talk is cheap from Keith Richards. Oh wow, great album, those kind of extremes.

Speaker 1:

I'll leave the song that I played, then the song he played.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, really.

Speaker 1:

See the eclectic, the eclecticness that we have in this we're up to 50-50.

Speaker 3:

That sounds like Keith Richards.

Speaker 1:

Yeah yeah, you know his guitar style right off the bat.

Speaker 3:

If you're not familiar with that album, definitely just backtrack it and listen, because he had so many good songs saved up and he was fighting with Mick at the time, so songs like I Could have Stood you Up, but I Didn't. You Don't Move Me Anymore. Those were written for Mick, yeah.

Speaker 2:

It was a great tour. I saw him on that tour. It was bitch written for Mick too.

Speaker 1:

Oh, there you go, maybe All right. Well, let's.

Speaker 3:

Scott's staying on us. We got to go.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I'm going to do this day of music real quick. Leon Redbone died this day in 2019. Germany's highest court ruled on this day in 2016 in favor of hip-hop artists who used two-second sample from the music from the pioneering electro-pop band Kraftwerk. Two-second rule from the music from the pioneering electro pop band craft work. Two-second rule yeah, yeah, uh, the. But the german constitutional court decided the impact of the craft work did not outweigh artistic freedom. Uh, oh, my god. On this day in 2015, enrique iglesias sliced his finger open as he tried to grab a drone.

Speaker 3:

Oh my God, it's a good thing he didn't splash his chest.

Speaker 1:

Let's see. On this day in 2013, Johnny Cash, a new museum dedicated to the life of Johnny Cash, staged its official opening.

Speaker 3:

Let's see. Can I say could the drone have cut that mole off his face?

Speaker 1:

What did John Candy say? And Uncle Bucky, here's a quarter. Go downtown and have somebody gnaw that thing off your face.

Speaker 2:

Does a rat have a rat? Gnaw it off his face.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, a rat gnaw that off your face. I'm.

Speaker 2:

Buck, buck Melanoma.

Speaker 1:

On this day in 2009, mick Jagger offered to buy an ice cream van, but was turned down by its owner, who'd promised his daughter he would drive her to her wedding in it, jesus, whatever on this day in 2009 ozzy osbourne was suing the band's guitarist, black sabbath's guitarist, tanya iomi, over royalty payments. Who cares?

Speaker 1:

His wife was behind that On this day, let me see Phil Spector. Coroner told the murder trial of music producer Phil Spector that the US actress Lana Clarkson this was in 2007, her death was a homicide Gee piece of shit he is, let's see. On this day in 2004, madonna who cares? On this day in 2002, diana ross voluntarily entered malibu drug and rehab rehab alcohol rehab. On this day in 1996, alan whitaker from penzance appeared on the uk tv quiz show mastermind, his specialist subject being the sex pistols. He won a first place in the semifinal of the showing, answering all but one of 18 questions correctly.

Speaker 1:

87, bowie kicks off his Glass Spider tour. 1980, kyle Rattle, bass player with Derek and the Dominoes, died of kidney failure at the age of 38. Jesus Wow rattle, bass player with derrick and the dominoes, died of kidney failure at the age of 38. Jesus wow, uh. On this day in 74, bernadette whalen, a 14 year old david cassidy fan, died of heart failure four days after attending a uk concert of his wow. Over a thousand other fans had to be given first aid during the singers white city stadium show show. What the hell?

Speaker 3:

Even the Beatles didn't do this.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Was this freaking out, or was this the heat?

Speaker 1:

I don't know. It's London so it can't be that hot. It's England.

Speaker 1:

On this day in 1968, the Beatles began recording the White Album. On this day in 65, the Rolling Stones played the final night of a US tour in New York's Academy of Music. Let me see, born on this day, ceelo Green, who really got himself in some trouble with a couple comments he made. He was born in 74. Who's? Tim Burgess from the charlatans, born in 68. Winona judd, born in the state of 1964. Tom morello, from rage against the machine, born in the state of 1964. Stephen duffy, guitarist, uh from uh uh the cult, I believe. Right, yeah, yeah, uh. But this says stephen duffy, singer, songwriter, guitarist, founding member of duran duran boy I don't know where they got that website.

Speaker 3:

Are you wow?

Speaker 1:

yeah, uh, yeah, I think I told you this for the stephen duffy, the guitarist from the cult, actually introduced morrissey to johnny mar. Right, really, he was in in a band with Stephen Duffy and it just wasn't working. And he goes listen, man, I know somebody that you'd be perfect to sing with. I got to go to. This Name is Johnny Marr. Go see him, go talk to him. He's a great guitarist and look what happens.

Speaker 3:

Stephen Duffy is the blonde guy that had the last ball. He is the blonde guy that had the last ball. He remade his image into the, the classic hard rock heavy metal, because he looked like billy idol.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, he had the haircut like billy idol. He looked like billy, I think he got. Then you see there's other videos, but the cult had that psychedelic kind of look too yeah, and ashbury would have the you know the fucking yeah, the the suede vest but they'd have the leather hat, you know, and Stephen.

Speaker 3:

Duffy ended up growing his hair out.

Speaker 1:

He ended up growing his hair out.

Speaker 3:

When I saw them at National Coliseum they were a hard rock band, just pure hard rock. Oh yeah, I saw them twice.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I saw them as a headliner at the Orpheum Theater in Boston. Then I saw them back up U2 in no, they backed up Billy Idol in 1987.

Speaker 2:

Before I went to the Air Force, billy Idol switched places with Stephen Duffy.

Speaker 1:

Born on this day in 1955, topper Hedden, drummer from the Clash let's see. Born on this day. Finally, born on this day in 1924, Armando Peraza, latin jazz percussionist. Armando Peraza was a member of Santana from 72 until the early 90s, pairing in over 15 of the group's albums. He died of pneumonia April 14, 2014 at the age of 89. And, gentlemen, that is it. I am gonna go take some. You're a trooper Fucking flow, nays, or something.

Speaker 2:

Flow nays get right to the nose. I gotta go to Dr.

Speaker 1:

Vera is gonna take care of me after this Nothing like coming home from work to have to take care of your husband, hey have a good time next week on your cruise. I'll be talking to you guys. I'll call you from the ship. I got nothing else to do. You're going to send us pictures.

Speaker 3:

You're going to send us pictures the whole cruise and make us jealous.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, yeah, of course.

Speaker 2:

I do that anyways to everybody. Where is one cruising to?

Speaker 1:

We're going to be cruising around the Bahamas. Well, lundstorp is the Bahamas, which is? It's the Bahamas. I don't know what they have planned we might. Sometimes it's good to stay on the ship and then we're going. Royal Caribbean has their own island. It's called Coco Cay. So my wife booked us a cabana there and she booked us some jet skis and the whole thing. And the funny thing is she doesn't know how to swim. Oh, but you put that vest on, you're going to float and the whole thing.

Speaker 1:

The funny thing is, she doesn't know how to swim, oh, but you put that vest on. You're going to float, no matter what. Yeah, you're fine. Hey, baby, let's do it. You're not going to go anywhere, it's not like you know. So, yeah, it's going to be fun. And then we come back, I don't know on Friday or something.

Speaker 4:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Cool.

Speaker 1:

Leaving out of Cape Canaveral. We're going to drive up to Cape Canaveral and then take the cruise out of there.

Speaker 3:

Coming into Cape Canaveral. Please, there you go. See, I'm not the only one that can't sing on this show. I can't sing, I never could?

Speaker 1:

Patty Yossi says great show. Guys, have a good day. You know what, Patty? We were talking about you the other day, were talking about you the other day that you watch. You've been there from like the beginning and and we love the fact that you watch every show like. You stick with us from the beginning to the end.

Speaker 1:

I think we're her favorite show I think I'm on her, that's true and we know todd sockman's always there, so they get todd the wet sprocket. And again, happy birthday, perry. Thank you for introducing me to these gentlemen. And with that, as I always say, gentlemen, thank you for your time, thank you for your knowledge, but most of all, thank you for your friendship. I truly appreciate it. You are nothing but a positive asset to this show and my life. So with that, everybody, thank you for watching, thank you for listening. If you liked it, share it If you didn't like it. Well, thanks for watching for two hours and one minute, or listening for two hours and one minute. We won't be here next Thursday, but I think I forgot to release last week's episode. So there might be an episode out in the podcast world. It just won't be a live stream. And with that stream and uh, with that, as my favorite artist morrissey says, uh, doing this show for you, the pleasure, the privilege is mine and we'll see you live in two weeks all right, all right.

Music Podcast Episode 1988 Summary
Music Memories and Musical Preferences
Hall of Fame Induction for Rock
Music and Events of 1988
Superpowers Edition
Super Powers and Tinnitus Discussion
Choosing Superpowers With Friends
Healing Powers and Tough Decisions